Wario   Full Name: Unknown Age: 30 It's Mario's "evil twin" from an alternate dimension! Wario is... weird. He says he's evil, but he's not really. He's just a greedy jerk. Wario's "Master Plan" is to become filthy stinking rich just to prove that he's better than Mario. He plans to achieve this by collecting "priceless" items such as Beanie Babies, Hot Wheels, old cereal boxes, comic books, etc., but not selling them for money! Oh no! That would make some degree of sense! He just hordes 'em and considers himself the richest man on Earth.. Did I say Wario was weird? I mean to say he's an absolute numbskull. Wario's brother, Waluigi, on the other hand, is a different story...