

Full Name: Colin "Sonic"
Quilling
Age: 17
Former SEGA mascot Sonic the Hedgehog is a fast-talking
thrillseeker who lives for fun, adventure, speed, and girls (yowza!).
Sonic has repeatedly saved his homeworld from total devastation
at the hands of the evil Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
thanks to his quick reflexes, but certainly not his smarts. Sonic
isn't necessarily an idiot... well... okay, yes he is.
Good luck and uncanny resilience have kept this hot-blooded adventurer
safe so far, not to mention the brilliant and careful mind of
his best friend and sidekick, Miles "Tails" Prower.
Sonic has the least redeeming qualities (if any) of
the heroes, and the most offensive mouth. Not very many people
enjoy his company aside from Tails, Amy, and Mario (who likes
how gullible the little blue rodent is). Luigi hangs around with
Sonic because he has nothing better to do and Knuckles just plain
hates Sonic with every fiber of his being.
Sonic's goals in life? For everyone in the world to
acknowledge him as the greatest superhero ever born, and all
the ladies to see him as the Coolest Dude in the Universe...
heh... right... |
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such very nice people and wouldn't take legal action against
one little guy paying loving homage to their creations.
Right...? |

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