Sonic the Hedgehog

 

 Full Name: Colin "Sonic" Quilling

Age: 17

Former SEGA mascot Sonic the Hedgehog is a fast-talking thrillseeker who lives for fun, adventure, speed, and girls (yowza!).
Sonic has repeatedly saved his homeworld from total devastation at the hands of the evil Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik thanks to his quick reflexes, but certainly not his smarts. Sonic isn't necessarily an idiot... well... okay, yes he is. Good luck and uncanny resilience have kept this hot-blooded adventurer safe so far, not to mention the brilliant and careful mind of his best friend and sidekick, Miles "Tails" Prower.

Sonic has the least redeeming qualities (if any) of the heroes, and the most offensive mouth. Not very many people enjoy his company aside from Tails, Amy, and Mario (who likes how gullible the little blue rodent is). Luigi hangs around with Sonic because he has nothing better to do and Knuckles just plain hates Sonic with every fiber of his being.

Sonic's goals in life? For everyone in the world to acknowledge him as the greatest superhero ever born, and all the ladies to see him as the Coolest Dude in the Universe... heh... right...


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such very nice people and wouldn't take legal action against one little guy paying loving homage to their creations.
Right...?

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