Super Mario

 

 Full Name: Mario Frederico Mario

Age: 30

Classic videogame icon, elder of the Super Mario Bros. superhero team, official Nintendo mascot, and world-renown plumber extraordinaire, Mario is a natural-born leader... but perhaps a bit too egotistical.

Mario's tough, cool, charismatic, and thanks to being happily-married to Princess Peach, fabulously rich! Unfortunately, he lets this get to his head far too often, making other people (usually his little brother, Luigi) do all of the hard work and then taking all of the credit.

Mario's not a bad guy at all. Just a bit materialistic and rough around the edges. But, 'ey! He's from New-stinkin-York fer cryin' out loud! Whatcha' expect? Some pushover powderpuff? Not dis plumber, pal!


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Right...?

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