Robotnik   Full Name: Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik Age: Unknown Once every so often, a genius comes to the public's eye. Someone so intelligent, so brilliant, so astoundingly, gosh-darned smart that everyone else looks like a chimpanzee by comparison! This century, that someone is Doctor Robotnik! ... too bad he's barking mad ... Dr. Robotnik (or "Eggman" to his foes) is quite possibly the smartest guy ever born. His IQ is up there in the 4,000 range and his inventions and name are known throughout the land. Unfortunately, he's nutty as a fruitcake. Whether the Eggman is a crazed megalomaniac who wants the whole world in his control, or if he's a well-meaning yet sadly-confused scientist who wants to rid the world of disease, famine, and despair, he's not someone you want to hang around with... and not just because he won't stop sp33k1ng 1n l33t, er, I mean speaking in leet. You see, ol' Ivo is determined to destroy all organic matter and replace all people, animals, and plants with his mechanical creations. This is what happens to all those techies and weirdos who get picked on too much in school, so watch your back all you high-school jocks and preps! Robotnik resides in Casa del Koopa with Bowser and his Koopa Kronies, and conducts many a sinister experiment deep within its hidden dungeons. A fan of techno music, anime, and pirated warez, Robotnik suffers from what Sonic calls "Chronic Old-Guyness." He's one of those middle-aged guys who's struggling desperately (and failing) to still be a cool, hip dude. And he hates, absolutely despises being called "Dr. Eggman." He's mad enough to kill Sonic with his bare hands just for coming up with that nickname... ... he does kinda' look like an egg though, don't he?