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subcultured
member since January 01, 2006
About
My name is Jess Calcaben, and Im an alcoholic. I'm 28 years old and I live in Houston, TX. Im a nurse...or a murse if yer a wise ass.
Everyone needs a creative outlet.
birds do it,
bees do it,
cavemen do it,
even schizophrenic bipolar with multiple personality disorders people do it. so thats why I do comics, cause if i dont I might lose it and go on a rampage across Houston.
I've been with drunk duck ever since it started and we only had 30 comics to compete against. those were the days (nostalgic). Since I'm such an old DD member, they made me into a mod. I got grandfathered in! Also I care a lot about the community, and will protect it from douche bags.
...and im not really an alcoholic. ^_^
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Comics By subcultured
- Adventure |
- 128 pages |
- last: Sept. 27 2012 |
- 4 likes
Warren Ellis has nothing on me. He stole my ideas. The Warren Ellis we know is not from this spatial membrane, but an alternative one. Those idea he has were stolen from a future timeline. Garth Ennis should be bowing down to me and counting his pennies.
Comics Assisted By subcultured
- Fantasy |
- 66 pages |
- last: July 6 2011 |
- 0 likes
This was a comic that I did back in 2002. I'm reposting it.
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- of course
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- okay that's weird...
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- that's cruel
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- volvo ad
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- Thundercats in real life.
- Leeroy Jenkins interviewed
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- Internet by Ted Stevens
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- virtual card game
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- Drunk Duck Awards 2007 Winners
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- POSTAL The Movie
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- get smarter
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- creating a ghost head
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- Rant or Vent here
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- Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC
- the talented Will Sasso
- Voting for the 2007 Drunk Duck Awards is now open
- robot chicken - mortal kombat
- The nominees for 2007 DD awards!
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- that booty is out of control!
- happy 4th of july!
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- this kid can sell in many language
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- draft hands
- Interesting pictures
- when cheetas attack
- The Stem Cell debate
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- that's a lot of people
- when sheeps attack
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- worst mario evar
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- Haunted thread
- Craziest Dictator Ever !
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- 30 days of night
- I am legend
- be a celeb, get special treatment
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- where's the humanity?
- James W. Holsinger
- beans
- google street view
- the future is now
- starcraft II
- "It's A Wonderful Life" - The Hitchcock Version
- no wonder bigfoot doesn't wanna be found
- FAT people are evil!
- fake or real?
- fantastic four 2
- ps3 sucks?
- food fight!
- deadly fungus
- mutation
- john rambo
- jelly lake
- what's the wierdest tattoo you've ever seen?
- deflector (awesome flash game)
- screech gets threaten by some nobody on some show
- computer power
- someone's got a lot of time in thier hands
- 2007 Drunk Duck Awards Polling is now open
- post some wierd commercials here
- Drunk Duck Awards Polling Center is now open!
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- Black Donnellys
- Awesometown
- te real world catches up
- Is Pornography good for society?
- Red Dwarf
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- tickle me emo
- bad photoshop!
- "scare tactics" the show
- Why would cross a road in india?
- the zombie movie
- Schedule change
- The Dark Knight (2008) (filming)
- NASA shooting
- Ultimate Fighter (Mixed Martial Arts)
- so someone hacked Lindsay Lohan's MySpace...
- Award Presentations
- Award Trophies
- Transmorphers movie - Yay or nay?
- did drunk duck get fatter?
- DD Award Rules
- Polling perspective comics
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- Introduce YOURSELF and not your comic
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- glass cutting with only scissors
- Steve Carell in "get smart"
- pro or against outsourcing labor
- Superbad
- The 10 Worst PCs of All Time
- oil wars
- Gamer Boot camp!
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- The Bourne Ultimatum
- Alanis Morrsette's Humps
- star trek voyager DVD complete set costs $830?!!
- Fleshing out your inking
- Vista was suppose to be almost unhackable
- pushing the limits of ms paint (mona lisa)
- Evan Almighty
- is it a sin to lust?
- a KISS guy Own'ed!
- Does the American Empire exists?
- coolest towel ever!
- Great moments in Family Guy
- Wikipedia Co-Founder Seeks to Start Over
- Mental illness...real or fake?
- spider man 3 stuff
- OMG! Incredible Creatures That Defy Evolution!
- Wierd old comics taken out of context
- the red cross
- Brain Computer Interface
- BUSH gonna get impeached?
- is america's check and balance in government no longer balanced?
- new emotes are up!
- Westboro Baptist Church (hate mongering at its best)
- selling the moon
- not tha beeeesss glaaarrggghhh
- 230 miles per gallon car
- the animated t-shirt
- dinotrons!
- Sailor Moon (live action movie)
- Hitler is in IMDB??
- brick
- Marilyn Manson's rant
- Ban the "N-word"
- Watchmen the movie screenshot
- Forrest Gump 2?
- cool animation
- we need more painters in comics
- legalize marijuana
- 4,825
- Lets talk about Farscape
- Heliograms
- My new drug of choice is the internet
- i made a flash game!!!
- Tom Cruise is now Keanu Reeves
- Creationism VS Evolution
- What do you look for in a GF/BF??
- resident evil 3
- a movie about a pig faced girl
- WCCA is here!
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- Post your animations here
- a new type of controller
- does love exists?
- final fantasy advent children
- www.dailymotion.com an alternative to youtube
- Knocked Up
- video journals
- carrot top smash!!!
- tony jaa's "the protector" **spoiler**
- WCCA presentation sketches
- I should draw more stories that doesn't have any guns or killing
- how far do you want me to take it?
- sketches of DIS
- Interesting articles
- okay, i'm sick
- [PLUG] subcultured shorts "a detective story"
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- extra stuff along your comic page
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- name some good mangas
- halo 2 will only work with vista?
- luc besson strikes back with Angel-a
- eddie murphy's NORBIT
- Miike Takashi
- funny moments in gaming
- Nicholas Cage hits women...
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- Rest in Peace, Peter Boyle
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- goodbye tater (permanent banned)
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- Love Corner - A Zebro Short
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- Post your photos here
- natalie portman rap remixed
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- new DD book
- Frank Miller's 300
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- how many comments have you made in DD?
- "Dune" predicted the future?
- I will paint you a picture..
- video game photos. post them here
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- halloween art
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Andore Mordre at 9:41PM, Sept. 25, 2009
Thanks for the add!
Ametan at 8:34PM, Sept. 10, 2009
Wow.. thanks for the add~!
TripleB at 11:54AM, Sept. 8, 2009
Thanks for the add mate.
EviL_EsKiMo at 12:46PM, Sept. 4, 2009
thanks for adding me as a friend man
ifelldownthestairs at 12:30PM, Aug. 30, 2009
Hey, thanks for the add, man! Awesome :D
WurrD at 8:48AM, Aug. 30, 2009
Hey thanks a lot for the add :)
DarkChibiShadow at 11:50PM, Aug. 29, 2009
Hey- thanks for the add, you're a pretty intresting guy!
TheBrokeOtaku at 9:57PM, Aug. 29, 2009
Thanks for the add! [Adds Back!]
jimbob47 at 4:07AM, Aug. 20, 2009
Thanks for the add my good man.
ZeoniuZekialKalLeos at 2:10AM, Aug. 20, 2009
Ah, thank you for adding me as a friend.
Retrospectacles at 5:38PM, Aug. 19, 2009
ty for the add! :)
CartoonistWill at 4:45AM, Aug. 19, 2009
I got favorited by a mod? How did that happen with my low profile? lol. Thanks man for the add! Hope you check out my work sometime.
XanderXeroFiasco at 12:56AM, Aug. 19, 2009
thank you for the kind comment. it's folks like you that make me wanna keep going.
MoFo at 12:19AM, Aug. 18, 2009
Thanks for the add
pato at 5:05PM, Aug. 16, 2009
TA-DA!!!
Gray Seraphim at 11:52AM, Aug. 15, 2009
Thanks for the add!
Hiitanjan at 1:04AM, Aug. 15, 2009
Thanks for the add. c:
InfectedWithDrew at 12:25AM, Aug. 15, 2009
Loving the drawing style, sir. Keep it up.
that kid yellow at 3:57PM, July 28, 2009
ha im in texas too. San Antonio texas!!!!
Redemption at 3:21PM, July 21, 2009
Thanks for the add. Apologies for the late add-back.
Tsunami at 4:38AM, July 16, 2009
Thanks for the add.
Ateljux at 6:29AM, July 14, 2009
Hey thanks for adding me ^_^
Trisscar at 1:37PM, July 13, 2009
Thank you for adding me to your friends list :)
TheAceOfSkulls at 5:04PM, July 6, 2009
Thanks for the add
Poink at 12:42PM, July 6, 2009
Dum dun dum