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crocty

member since August 08, 2007

About

This user profile system is awful. Huge chunks of this will be missing, so it won't make sense. Sucks for you.
I'm not really on Drunkduck anymore, guys. If this saddens you, I sometimes go to Tumblr and Twitter . Have fun stalking me or whatever weird shit you want to get up to.
Homestuck is cool I don't care what the crazy fucking fanbase says. I'll just pretened they don't exist. Although it is getting a bit shit now. Problem Sleuth will always be the best. <3
Fuck that, Homestuck is absolutely shite now. I can't be arsed changing my avatar from Homestuck, but I don't care, whatever.
Also I spell pretened how I want, dammit.
Achievements in life:
List of comics I'm TOTALLY GONNA DO SOMEDAY HONEST, GUYS.
Portal Shark
100% Horsemeat
Grandfather Clockfucker (Working title)
That comic about those 4 adventurers you'll see on my tumblr (Working title)
Ape Attorney
Reanimating Sciences (Did this for my FMP at college, sorta. I'm gonna rewrite it and do it again seomtime, because it was a bit rubbish.)
Frank and Vinny is dead, and I don't think they're ever coming back. Sorry. They did win best stick figure comic one time, I can't remember which year though. Probably the only year I updated regular.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Shota
Everyone who says I look young are about a whole foot smaller than me, and have voices about 60 octaves higher than me. I can't even hear them.
This summary of my life is old as shit. I keep updating it every now and then though. Hey, if I keep updating it until all the original words are gone, is it still the same summary, or does it stop being the same summary after the first change? Philosophical!
I'm an 18 year old (+1 year) from Brittania. It's not that I hate everyone, it's that I hate everyone I meet. Now I'm out of art school. My prediction of "TIME TO DRAW NAKED FAT CHICKS That's a reference to figure drawing, I'm not saying I'm gonna start making inflation porn comics." was incorrect because my school lacked the funding to hire naked fat chicks to draw. Off to uni in September, time to live the life of a piss poor art student.
I'm striving to become an illustrator of sorts. Or maybe I can make a living publishing a webcomic on the internet. Yes, I will invest all my time doing that and I know it'll work out perfectly. Delectable.
Hm. That's all that's important.
Bear with a shotgun.

His name is Hamilcar.

Comics By crocty

Fanart and Vinny

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Fantasy |
47 pages |
last: July 6 2011 |
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Fanart I got for Frank and Vinny

Frank and Vinny

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Fantasy |
174 pages |
last: July 7 2011 |
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Comic about two dudes. It's dead now though, and it's very unlikely to ever make another appearance.

HaTs

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Fantasy |
49 pages |
last: July 6 2011 |
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De best comic in het world. can u think of a better comic go on fink of 1. i give u 2 secon time up u didnt think of betr one u lose give me your wallet

My No 1 comic a DD comunity project

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Fantasy |
68 pages |
last: July 7 2011 |
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My No 1 comic is a DD comunity comic, you basically send in your favourite page from your comic and I'll display it on the comic. In the message you send me, you should include the image URL, along with the comic URL,and why you like it so much. I'm not really doing this any more, but if you want to send me a submission I could probably get around to it eventually...

Comics Assisted By crocty

Mr Doodle

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Fantasy |
23 pages |
last: July 7 2011 |
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The adventures of a random doodle.

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bloodhound

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ELO

This is a story about a little girl, Lila, and her life once she befriends two aliens.

Last Place Comics

A Drunk Duck featured comic and winner of the Drunk Duck Awards for Best Humor Scenes and Most Deliciously Offensive. Plus the artist is an Adonis of a man. Handsome, charismatic, suave. He saved my mom's life once! All in all, this is one awesome guy.

Pancakes

Pancakes is an absurdest comic about a normal stick figure named Pancakes, and his WAAAACKKKKY adventures!

The Compozerz

Five classical composers suddenly find themselves swept into the 21st century. They have no choice but to acclimate. Yeah, it's pretty far-fetched (and not too historically accurate)!

Top Drawer High

It's a comic about the Top Drawer, except in high school form! Based on a wacky thread started by Principal ozoneocean in the (now defunct) Top Drawer.

Unsound of Mind

A comic about things that happen to me in real life, and some that occur in my mind. It's kinda like tossing what I hear and see into a blender. Hopefully I end up with an enjoyable and worth-while smoothy.

Wonkedo

Meet Wonkedo DePest, an impish and idiotic dunzoid (from Dunzoia; go figure.) that refuses to stay out of trouble! What will he do next? What won't he do next? Read and find out!

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