Susan Bell was an ordinary Earth girl with a great job as a secretary. But her life is turned upside down when she is kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space who claim she is one of them! Will she ever see her home again?

The concept of luck was sentenced to walk the Earth as a human. She doesn't know why. But she's not alone. Meet Marlin Sainlevie, owner of a massive corporation and the man-made galaxy it controls. He's evil incarnate - and Luck's only hope.