I, am a man. A cheesecake eating man. A game playing man. A game making man. A movie watching man. An artist man. I am also a lady. A sweet and honest lady. A yells at you for being late lady. A dishes doing lady. A husband murdering lady. Clearly, I should stick to being a man, but for all the insane, back-breaking, jail timing shit that come in life you need a lady. Remember it's ok for a lady to take it in the butt, but not a man. So when it's time for prison butt sex remember, your a lady.