That comic people avoid until they realize it's pronounced "Vam-Pirate" and not "vampirette". Then they avoid it because they hate vampires and pirates!

Jake Takeum is off on his journey to become the next Pokemon Master! Or so he thinks. Does this failure at life have what it takes to become the next Master? Or will his stupid luck be what carries him through to the top?

Fable Boner is the coolest, funniest and dare I say (oh yes... I DARE) sexiest guy. The only problem is there's not enough of him to go around! If you're lucky he'll be your best friend. And if you're REALLY lucky he'll be your best friend IN BED!

Fernando Fritz just woke up from a very long nap...six feet underground! He's nice for an undead guy, just don't mention brains around him.