Mm, about me.
Well then, I'm not a boy, not tall, not stupid, not good at singing, not a bad dancer. I can't play the clarinet, unless you count screeching that sounds like a wounded baby ducking playing it.

I like to read, write, draw, and listen to music. And, of course, I like to meet strangers through the internet, stalk them, and eventually knock them unconscious to perform unspeakable sexual acts upon them.
It's cheaper then a gigolo.

Well, that's all I can really think of in the two minutes I've put into this. Perhaps I'll edit when I'm sober..

Send me a PQ, dearies.