It's the Norse gods during their elementary school days. The God of Thunder's a runt, the God of Mischief plays with dolls, and the God of War's a pacificist... how will this pantheon ever survive puberty?

That comic people avoid until they realize it's pronounced "Vam-Pirate" and not "vampirette". Then they avoid it because they hate vampires and pirates!

Rated bizarre for: monsters, zombies, cannibalism, school girls, unrequited love (with a vengeance), government conspiracy, chocolate bunnies, angels vs. demons, all that with a limb or two to spare.

Fernando Fritz just woke up from a very long nap...six feet underground! He's nice for an undead guy, just don't mention brains around him.