Hello my freaky little babies! I'm Mammoth! I went away but now I'm back!
My real name is Chris, I live in really small town Ontario.
I like things! Potatoes, Staplers etc. things.

SPECIAL REPORT

How you know which of my comics to read!

take this simple quiz:

Paul Auster's book City of Glass was
a) A metaphysical masterpiece, truly the work of an educated man!
b) Kindling
c)What's a book?

If you answered:

a) You're a thinker! We Are Such Things... Is for you!
b) Please don't hurt me just move on to Viking Joe and I'll go about my business
c) You're more like me then you should be comfortable with. Because your brain doesn't work the way most people's do you should probably check out Why Daddy Doesn't Love You while I contact the authorities. I'm sure the Asylum misses you very much.