a furry story about roommates and the trouble with it, especially if you are a Gopher, and your roommates are all predators... oh, and puns, lots and lots of puns

Wilson Kane wins a fortune and his future bride at a game of dice. When he decides to go and get the girl not only he finds out that she is more than a pirate could ever want from a wife... but that she has 4 identical sisters as well.