KillerSteak is the main star of sIRC. He was also the star of IRC, the comic that was there before sIRC. He's usually involved in events in some way or another. When KillerSteak escorted his future self back to the future, they ended up in the past where they whitnessed the dawn of IRC.

Will used to be the main character in IRC but then he mysteriously disappeared. In sIRC it was just revealed that he was redirected into #Antarctica for neglecting the chat room. As a result he is still a character in sIRC but not featured as much as he used to be. Will was taught the ways of IRC from the Pinguin. He knows things that a few others in #Drunkduck may not know about. Whether he'll actually use any of this knowledge is yet to be seen.

Randal is the pointy-haired boss of the chat room. He can do anything he wants and no one can retaliate against him. However, in the interest of the room, he doesn't always do what he wants. On the side, Randal drives a truck around delivering things. He once had a sitcom based on his truck driving.

Jebus can best be described as the one that kicked you that time. He won't put up with crap from anyone. He is very quick and effective at kick-banning. He once had an epic battle with Simon that was so reckless that Chanserv, the highest power in IRC-dom, intervened and shut down the room they were fighting in. Or so he says, no one but Simon knows if it really happened or not and Simon hasn't been around to ask about it lately... Jebus also transforms into the robot superhero Mecha Jebus.

Rougey pops up from time to time. Usually to question something stupid that someone else has said. Often to say something stupid of her own. She once made out with Kaze in Steak's imagination. ...Yes, I am running out of things to write for people, your point being?

Blues, yet another Operator. Lazy, he just sits around drinking beer talking about things. Though he was once a superhero. That only lasted one week though.

Kaze. Angry, violent, Japanese mafia leader are just a few things that describe her. Kaze built a robot look-a-like of herself called Kazebot. Kazebot is even more angry and violent than regular Kaze.

Everyone likes Vidiot. Possibly.

Lak is another Operator. She hasn't had much of a role in the comic so far.

Blu is an Operator and also hosts the java applet for visitors to #Drunkduck. She was recently in the comic to help free Steak from jail in the xmas story.

Hmmm, how to describe Fyrehyde... Full of himself. Yes, that works.

Rutger is Dutch. He's also drunk. Spends a lot of his time in a bar somewhere then comes into #Drunkduck spouting more gibberish than usual.

Aurora likes to hang out in #antarctica for some reason. Maybe for its sources of polar bear blood. However I'm told there are no polar bears in #antarctica. I wonder what she really puts in her special tea then...

Muntron is the weird New Zealander. His hair is longer than regulations allow and he refuses to deny allegations of 'messing' about with sheep.

Rydel is dead. Killed by Jerseyboy who replaced his brain with Hitler's. He used to wear a very powerful and detailed shirt though. The shirt was a major factor in a big plan by Pinguin at one stage, but then it was revealed that the shirt was pretty much useless for what Pinguin wanted it for.

Simon isn't seen around as much as he used to be seen around. Not since his epic battle with Jebus as told in the archives of sIRC. He can transform into a dinosaur for some reason.

Rockstar makes rare appearances in sIRC. As a result there isn't much to write about him.

Levi is skilled in the ability to write in the manner of a retarded 12 year old in a chat room.

Jerseyboy is a rather naive creature. Still believes in Santa Claus, still reads comics. Yet he can perform brain surgery, as seen when he replaces Rydel's brain with that of Hitler's.

The Pinguin has been a long time enemy of #Drunkduck starting way back in the IRC comic when he sent a Peer to attack Steak, Will and Rydel. He once had an interest in gaining the Detailed Shirt so he could implement it into a brand new design of Peers. All this involved getting Jerseyboy to replace Rydel's brain with Hitler's brain. Some stuff happened and the plan was a complete failure. Now he's plotting new plots with the help of Master DC.

Master DC used to be Volte6. Only now he isn't. When the old #Drunkduck fell into the chaos of civil war and people were disconnecting and getting kicked left, right and center, Master DC was born from the frustration of Volte6. Master DC is some sort of living form of destruction and evil. He exists first to destroy #Drunkduck and then to destroy IRC.

The first version of the Peers were created by Pinguin long ago to wander throughout IRC terrorizing random people and random rooms. The second version of the Peers, when Pinguin finally got his hands on the detailed shirt he implemented it's powers into his Peers. They are strong but their powers are no match against a room full of people.

Hitler once owned the detailed shirt of Rydel's but didn't know what it was. He gave it to Pinguin thinking Pinguin was going to strangle Winston Churchhill with it. It's unclear what Hitler wants to do, sometimes he's trying to invade rooms on the IRC. Other times he's trying really hard to gain the friendship of those in #drunkduck. They clearly don't trust him though. So far Hitler has only managed to recruit a bunch of penguins from #antarctica.

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Devil Frog was a virus programmed into IRC to rid the place of the spiders, who were pests at the time. No one is sure why he didn't destroy all of them and why he isn't still hunting them to this day. Devil Frog also has future visions.

Grampa Steak is actually KillerSteak from the distant future. He travelled back to the past because he found the future too boring. However after a few months of living with the past he found it was time to live the rest of his life in his proper place and returned to the future.

Rolf is a tumbleweed and is the pet of KillerSteak and the mascot of #drunkduck.

The spiders are an ancient alien race that came to earth because their own home planet blew up. Unfortunately they didn't acclimatize too well on earth and quickly started dieing off. To live, the virtualized themselves within IRC.

Volte6, creator of #drunkduck and of Drunk Duck.  When the room went down he left and hasn't since returned for the second incarnation. Master DC was born from Volte6 after he witnessed the civil war of #drunkduck.