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<title>DAY 3.  TODAY WAS FUN EXCEPT FOR THE NO SLEEP THING.  AND DON"T FORGET AIDS.</title>
<description><![CDATA[Hey again comrades. 
Zieg hiel. 
Ra-ra-Rasputin.
Satan satan satan etc.
You get the idea.

On this fine day in Japan, i cooked noodles with cool old people and uh...... ate too many IBprofin.  Oh, and the first half of the page is RIDICULOUSLY witty commentary on how tired everyone was.  PS: I'M A ZOMBIE.  The thing on the right side of the page is a poorly scanned image of a stamp from a train station.  All over Osaka they have these different stamps from every town you go to.  Some are harder to find than others though, so I only have one here.  Later in this journal, I have some stamps from a castle!  Spicy!  Yum!  I drew beards and moustaches on the two FEMALES in this stamp.

Also, I was watching fucked up Japanese TV while drawing this and this really creepy guy with a monocle was on and he was doing uh.... things...I dunno.  I can't understand Japanese.... Despite three years of studying it.  Oh well.  Who care.
Uhm, uh... yeah!  Wooooo! etc!

Alex:  DEATH!]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Alex_Goes_To_Japan/?p=77290</link>
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<title>DAY 2.  Ass In Your Face.  I am in other country! YAS!</title>
<description><![CDATA[HELLO AGAIN INTERNET.  How are you today?

I'm fine Alex.  Thanks for asking.

Fuck you internet.  Anywho, this was my first day in Japland.  It's really realyl fuckign different.  And smelly.  And it's scary and stuff.  OH CRAP! ITS JAPAN! LOOK OUT!  Whew, I dodged.  Sweet.  Uh, so anyhow, the text pointing at the bottle in my hand says "baby shampoo" in case you cant read it.  Blah blah blah blah blah.  Please tell me if you cant read stuff and i'll tell you what da fuck it sez.

RoboCop: death!

Alex: Out!]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Alex_Goes_To_Japan/?p=76737</link>
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<title>DAY 1.  PLANE APROUCORAPSE</title>
<description><![CDATA[Commence the madddddness.

BTW!  I am not seven years old.  I swear: FUCK.
My drawing style has just not improved since that age.

This is the first drawing of me that I did while on this trip to Japan.  As you can prainry see, I dont know what humans look like.  My legs are not Skeeter.

If enough of my numerous, numerous fans cannot read my writing, please, complain loudly and in my face.  Maybe then I will type over the pictures in MS PAIN(t).

RoboCop: OUT!]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Alex_Goes_To_Japan/?p=73699</link>
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<title>HELLO.  I am Alex.  Hello.  I.  Am.  ALEX?</title>
<description><![CDATA[I apologize for the title.  I was on crack.
Anywho, vilkommen to mien komik.
UHM, you probably wont be able to read 90% of what  I have writttttteeenn'd.  Mayhaps I will provide TRANSLATIONÉS.  Uh, enjoy?]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Alex_Goes_To_Japan/?p=73696</link>
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<title>INTRODUCTION</title>
<description><![CDATA[Page one: penis in your eye.

btw: this is me (for reference when you read my epic adventures)

uh, this page is really just so i can i have a page up.  i'll prolly delete it later out of uh... rage/apathy?]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Alex_Goes_To_Japan/?p=69346</link>
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