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<title>The Good Ship Phoenix Recent Updates</title>
<description>The last update of the comic.</description>
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<title>Goldschlager owns you!</title>
<description><![CDATA[Well... If not slowly, I'd like to try updating this some more... Wouldn't that be cool kids!?! In the "about me" department that is completely useless to anyone on this site, I've met a very nice girl that I am going to turn into a drunken angry and abusive pirate =0) I look forward to working with her on this project... So I took her to meet all of the other pirates, and we celebrated by devouring half'a bottle of goldschager between the two of us... Here's how that felt =0)]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Good_Ship_Phoenix/?p=139574</link>
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<title>Ready for my closeup Mr. Jeffy</title>
<description><![CDATA[What a weekend! Pirates kicked ass, if you haven't seen it you should! Anyway, about the joke... Long story short, oral pleasure... The girl sees a scary bug (I think it was a scorpion or a torantula or something like that) ... Instead of screaming "AAAAAHH!!" She bites down "ARRRR" ... Now remember girls: Biting hurts! Don't do it... Vikki and Monica tell me that if you bite down, the guy should punch her in the head... I like that idea =0)

... But something about the way they tell the story makes my outie turn into an innie... If ya know what I mean... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Good_Ship_Phoenix/?p=65401</link>
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<title>YO HO YO HO!!!</title>
<description><![CDATA[We're supposed to all go to the pirates movie on friday, got tickets to see it at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood... GROG! ... I'll be there in garb... I dunno about the rest of you!]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Good_Ship_Phoenix/?p=63417</link>
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<title>Grog</title>
<description><![CDATA[We snuck up on my roof last night to watch the fireworks... Badass... my whole 180* of los angeles was filled with pretty colors... grog! What was really funny was that the kids on my street had the same fireworks they were shooting off at by USC... They shot these mortars that lit the whole street and shook the walls like someone launched a missle into the building... So, I highly reccomend that next year, everyone climb up onto something tall! (but please, if you insist on climbing Eric, do it one at a time)]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Good_Ship_Phoenix/?p=63415</link>
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<title>Paintball</title>
<description><![CDATA[The guys from work took me paintballing sunday before last... It was a damn fun time, a couple of the pirates even came along=0) I sucked with an uncanny ease... But the reast of the guys did great!]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Good_Ship_Phoenix/?p=63125</link>
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