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<title>Stick : 16 x 14</title>
<description><![CDATA[These horrid things again? Iknoite. Well, Martin has some kinda rehearsal thing going on. I'm not sure on the details, but it pretty much ate up any free time he had, leaving zero time for the comic. Which actually worked out kinda well, cause I didn't have a script this week. So it's all good. For the thirty of you who are fans of us on Facebook, you saw that I'd be uploading two comics today. This is true, but the second won't be released until 4:00PM EST just to keep you all in suspense. I'm really tired right now and my hand is killing me, as well as my stomach, so I'm gonna go attempt sleep.

[url=http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/Martin-and-Mitchell/127741060819?ref=ts]Here's[/url] the Facebook page just in case you want to follow it. I'll be updating it this weekend, so it doesn't look so ancient. Tell your friends!]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Martin_and_Mitchell/?p=639808</link>
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<title>Mental Warfare 2</title>
<description><![CDATA[Martin here. I don't have Modern Warfare 2 yet because I'm poor. Also, I am really busy and very tired. I am off to a four-hour rehearsal tonight. Tomorrow I have a two hour improv rehearsal. Then on Saturday I have two improv shows. On Monday I have an improv competition. Then for the rest of next week I have non-stop drama rehearsals. The rest of my free time will be spent writing a novel (nanowrimo.org for more info on that). RRRRRRRRGH

Oh, and look! A guest appearance or two!

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Mitchell here. Oh look, it's Satan and Alex from BffSatan! Synergy, people. You can't fight it. I really don't see the excitement behind MW2, I think it's a boring rehash of something that's been done a million times, but with better graphics. So like every Halo game ever (YOU HEARD ME). 

I was talking to some moron this week about how the PS3 is better than the 360 because of the price drop now, and he told me to name three good PS3 exclusives. I said, "Infamous, Uncharted, Little Big Planet. I'll name more. Heavy Rain, Rachet and Clank, Metal Gear Solid. Name me three good XBox exclusives." He looked at me and laughed, saying, "Halo 1-3. AND Halo ODST." I retorted with, "The Halo games suck ass. The first one was interesting, but the second two were horrible. And ODST is Halo 3 with a black guy. Goldeneye was better than those games combined." Then he got a confused look on his face and stared at me for a second. He then asid the most horrible sentance I have ever heard.

"What's Goldeneye?"

The next hour is total black, but I woke up in a hotel eroom covered in blood with broken discs of Halo everywhere. I never found the corpse. And neither will his next of kin.

BUT SERIOUSLY COME ON WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT GOLDENEYE IS.

[url=http://www.drunkduck.com/BffSatan/index.php]Here's[/url] BffSatan's comic. Go have a look, it's really good.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Martin_and_Mitchell/?p=637281</link>
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<title>Behind The Scenes</title>
<description><![CDATA[Martin here. Not much to say about the comic today, other than my nudity. LOOK! It's edgy and subversive because I feel like being edgy and subversive today. Also, I do truthfully sleep naked, and we all know this comic is amazing for breath-taking realism. It's not much, but it's basically as racy as this comic has gotten in a while, so please! Parents! Teachers! Ban this filth from your houses and classrooms! Okay, okay, so I just did it because I wanted to talk about something interesting in this space. Plus, I knew you all definitely wanted to catch a glimpse of my sexy body. You're welcome.

The only other thing I have to mention is that I don't sleep enough in this comic. Oh, and I hope the people I sort of cameo'd (read: put them in to represent friends - no, we didn't relax our rules regarding this) realize it's them. I didn't really know any of Mitchell's friends at 3 am, so I thought of a mutual friend of ours. Also, you guys came out kind of wonky. Apologies.

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Mitchell here. I should be studying for my Politics and French tests right now... but awwww heeeellll naawwww I'mma do this instead!! So I did something crazy this week and GOT MARTIN THE SCRIPT ON TIME. SO be proud! However, in basking in this glory, I totally forgot to write another one. I know what I'll be doing in World Issues class tomorrow! (Hint: It won't be working. [Other hint: It'll be writing a script.])

I don't really have much to say. It's been a boring week. I'm participating in Novembeard, but it's not going well, cause I've never actually tried to grow facial hair. I'mma copy Martin and get a goatee, maybe. Then maybe my face will not look like it belongs to a ten year old anymore.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Martin_and_Mitchell/?p=634924</link>
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<title>A Week Too Late</title>
<description><![CDATA[Martin here. A Zangoose is what I WOULD have been this year if I had remembered to bring my costume to the party I went to, but I forgot, obviously, but it didn't really matter anyway, because it was a kickin' party. Anyway, LOOK! I tried to bring back that nice shading I started and never continued (all the way back in the Left 4 Dead comic - remember, true believers?), but then I realized that it was 10:30pm and I should probably wrap this comic up and go to bed. Such is life.

Anyway, on the plus side, today was really busy but now it's all downhill for the rest of the week! But then drama rehearsals get longer and harder starting on Sunday. It's going to be fun and all, but super crazy intense nonetheless. Now I have to finish memorizing my lines. Laterzzzzzzzzz.

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Mitchell here. I'm still very surprised I have the time and sanity for this comic. I'm still sick, and musical rehearsals and work dominate my life. On top of all that, the sleeping pills I was prescribed have magically disappeared, leaving me even more sleep deprived than usual. I'm not gonna say much more other than after I wrote this script, I realized it would be released November 5th and that I missed a great opportunity to make a V for Vendetta joke. By the way, I went as Johnny the Homicidal Maniac for Halloween.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Martin_and_Mitchell/?p=632100</link>
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<title>Too Sick To Come Up With a Clever Title</title>
<description><![CDATA[Martin here. I'm over swine flu now, but I still have a wicked cough and stuff. I don't have a lot to say here, except that it'd be cool if you bought a t-shirt, because then I'd be that much closer to getting a tablet, which would mean REAL ART. IN THIS COMIC. LIKE WOW.

Oh, and because I seem to be in a habit of blathering about my personal life, I'm going to a wicked sweet Halloween rave party on the 31st, followed by a screening of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Times are good. Well, except for the ridiculous work load I have all of a sudden, rife with schoolwork and set planning. Sigh.

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Mitchell here. It find it ironic that Martin's first comic back from the swine flu is a comic I wrote a couple weeks ago about how sick I was. Glad to get back into the swing of things. I've had a pretty terrible day, so I don't feel much like writing any more. Buy our shirts.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Martin_and_Mitchell/?p=629348</link>
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