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<title>Portal Shark Recent Updates</title>
<description>The last update of the comic.</description>
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<title>BLARG</title>
<description><![CDATA[GOTCHA!
Anyway, I finally got my new laptop, that's good. School is a little bitch who demands my utmost attention (When I'm not busy procrastinating from homework, like I am right now)
But fear not, avid stalkers, for christmas break is soon! ([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjEIP6otc4Y&feature=fvw]I know it's christmas soon because I heard this song just now, and that means it's christmas. Fact.[/url] (May or may not have heard it just because I youtubed it.))

So yes, come christmas break, I will begin work on this immediately!

Oh and the filler, I'll delete it in like a week or so, I don't think the comic fits in with the rest of the pages - It's far too artisticly beautiful.

Fear not, I'll upload it to [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/HaTs/]HaTs[/url], so its beauty can always be appreciated.

So yeah.

I know you've all been waiting, refreshing the comic constantly, with your curtains drawn, alone, in the dark, and you're probably all proceeding to send me mail written in blood telling me that you watch me in my sleep, but guys, just remember what the Turkish once said.
[i]"If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup."[/i]

And you know what that means?

Yeah, me neither.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Portal_Shark/?p=635745</link>
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<title>Date</title>
<description><![CDATA[When you have a lesbian joke on the first page, you know the comic's gotta be good!

...Okay, now really, what the hell is up?
I'm working on it now. I've got many sketched out, the problem is how freaking long it takes me. No joke, like a week. Blah blah blah, long story short, I really want to start this comic. And I will...But the updates will be unreliable.
...And...Well, have you seen her arm? Gawd this sucks D:
But oh well, eventually I'll get faster, I just need to draw loads a' junk on my tablet, which will also impede updates.
So what I'm saying (again) is, this comic is still on...Slowly.
Not as long as it took to do this, but maybe a week or two in between pages...We will see.

Also that blond woman there? I hate her. I made her look really manly because I knew what character type she was. And I HATE HER >8(
She is never returning. Ever. SAY GOODBYE TO NINA.
(While you're at it, say hello to Paula, and get ready to say hello to Barry.)]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Portal_Shark/?p=614302</link>
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<title>Orange Box</title>
<description><![CDATA[Haha! Gotcha!

This isn't a real update, but here we have the first fanart of Portal Shark! You have to admire this due to the fact I haven't even started it...
This was made by [url=http://user.drunkduck.com/therealtj]Therealtj[/url]! Go check out his comics which have updated this year -
[url=http://www.drunkduck.com/AWESOME_HIGH_FIVE_EDITION]AWESOME HIGH FIVE EDITION,[/url] [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/A_Hard_Boiled_Detective]A Hard (lol) Boiled Detective,[/url] [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/AWES0ME]AWESOME,[/url] and [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/Frink_and_Dinny]Frink and Dinny.[/url] (ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL!!!!)
And no, this is not gonna be a comic about the video game Portal. 

Oh, and you might see the HTML messing up, I'll probably make a HTML template before updating this properly.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Portal_Shark/?p=553705</link>
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