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<title>Girls With SlingshOWNEDts~!!!  Heh.</title>
<description><![CDATA[Listen up ladies.  You don't have to gas on and on about how great you are A'IGHT!?  A true bro* will have functioning eyes which are more than capable of taking it all in, unless of course if he's blind in which case he'll have to go all braille on your nipz.**  If you want to go all Oprah/The View on someone's ass then just keep it amongst yourselves.  TRUE MEN*** have much better things to do with their time.  Like hexediting my Borderlands save to get that machine gun that shoots flaming knives.




*Sans the 'Mo of course.
**That actually sounds like a pretty good plan.  I need to get myself a cane and some dark glasses.
***UH!  double-up...  UH! UH!]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Smug_I_Could_Do/?p=633222</link>
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<title>SICD:TAS Episode 2!!!</title>
<description><![CDATA[AW HELLS YEAH!  They said it couldn't be done but we went and did it anyways because I'm not gonna let THE MAN tell me how to run my webisodes made with a cracked copy of Flash.

Be sure to keep your eyes on the prize* because I've utilized some prime frontal lobe action to germinate ideas in the crucible of my cortex to bring you some hella rad kickin' storylines.  And maybe a few more surprises along the way.  Heh.

And if any of you are thinking about bitching, "HALLOWEEN WAS WEEKS AGO WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" you should seriously shut your trap.  The Simpsons pull that shit all the time and nobody gives them any grief over it.

Btw, theme music "borrowed" from the Legion of Rock Stars...
http://legionofrockstars.com/




*The "prize" being SICD.  Aka, THE BEST DAMN WEBCOMIC EVER.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Smug_I_Could_Do/?p=627481</link>
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<description><![CDATA[In case you weren't able to pick up on what I'm layin' down, this strip starts off as a bit of a riff on NPR.*  I could really care less that some guy's hut fell over in Burkina Faso.**  What I really need to know is how my Packers are doing and which celebutards*** have been flashing their sniiz**** in public.  You know, REAL NEWS.

And speaking of real news...  SICD:TAS episode two is FINISHED!  Come back on November 8th and you will be amazed by what is quite possibly (yes, very possibly) the best animated series on the web all made possible by our proprietary AKTIV-KINETICZ motion capture techniques.  Nov 8, SICD:TAS 02, BE THERE!

Also, if anyone in Hollywood is interested in producing FATTY DADDY I've got the screenplay if you've got the $$$.  Call me brah.  We'll do lunch.




*No Personality Radio.  Heh.
**Seriously, WTF?  That's not even a real place.
***ie: A retarded celebrity.  Bhonnerism bitches.
****The plural of "sniz"...  A DOUBLE BHONNERISM!?  HOW CAN THIS BE!?!?!?!?]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Smug_I_Could_Do/?p=622029</link>
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<description><![CDATA[You know, this strip kinda reminds me of one rather unfortunate Summer at the CES where some uptight rent-a-cops gave me the boot after I tried to get a little friendly with some of the booth babes.

Hmmmmm...  Let's see.  You're getting paid to stand around with your big old tittayz hanging out and lure in guys to look at cellphones and mp3 players so that pretty much makes you a HO.  At this point you might as well go the extra mile and actually behave like one.  By comparison the chicks over at Vivid Video GOT IT and were veeeeeeeeeeery friendly.  Heh.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Smug_I_Could_Do/?p=622004</link>
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<description><![CDATA[Speaking as both a consumer and a bro with a functioning penis I must say that I loooooooove spokesmodels.  No matter how crappy the product it suddenly turns into that ONE THING YOU MUST HAVE when it's garnished by to sexy slices of cheesecake.  I mean seriously brah.  Obama should've flanked his healthcare bill with a couple of chicks in bikinis and that thing would've passed in a heartbeat.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Smug_I_Could_Do/?p=622003</link>
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