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<title>Chapter 2, Page 45</title>
<description><![CDATA[*facepalm* Next time I say I'm making a weekly commitment to you guys, the first person to call me a liar will get a digital cookie. Honest to blog. I will draw you a cookie (any flavor of your choice) and send it to you on the interwebz. That said... I will try to refrain from lying to you all again.

Next update will hopefully be Thanksgiving week. Last year (OH GOD, SO LONG AGO!!) I had this lovely little spurt of creativeness that I called "Operation Turkey Blitz". But, because I only get one day off of school this year, no such thing will be happening. After that... I'm trying to plan a 12 days of Christmas type deal where you'll get 12 pages in 12 days (no promises, though). Also... the next few pages will most likely be in black and white... DON'T HURT ME!!! (I finally realized that color takes FAR too long...)

Now, EVERYONE GO THANK A VETERAN!! I don't care if you're anti war or not, THOSE CRAZY BOYS RISKED THEIR LIVES FOR YOU!! Be a little grateful.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales/?p=634496</link>
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<title>Chapter 2, Page 44</title>
<description><![CDATA[Here's the second page I promised! Also as a side note... You'll notice that these last two pages have the same drawing/coloring style as all my other pages. These were lost in the epic PC to MAC switch, and are from three months ago before my hiatus started. My style hasn't changed too dramatically, but it's enough that I think I can deal with it for the remainder of this comic. So sorry for all the foolishness!]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales/?p=608402</link>
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<title>Chapter 2, Page 43</title>
<description><![CDATA[So, I've got two pages done already and the rest are on the way. I think I'm going to make a seperate comic that will have the DMTNT bio pages and prologue in it, as well as random art and any fan art I might receive. (Not like I'm expecting any. I'm not that popular yet!)

Speaking of popular... HOLY CRAP!! The day I updated I got 790 hits. That's TWICE the amount of hits on my second highest hit day! Plus, I sky rocketed from rank 2,567 to 282 in a matter of three days! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! *sniffle* I can't thank you all enough. Especially you, my returning folks! You've put up with all of my hiatus-ing and bad art and ventraliquistic(sp) word bubbles! I will do my best to make you proud! (Which means one update a week after tomorrow =D)

Also, I will let you all know when the new comic is up and running, as well as when I update the old pages. And trust me... THEY WILL GET UPDATED IF IT HAS TO KILL ME!! So, morbid promises aside. Thank yoooooooooooooooooooooou!!]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales/?p=608401</link>
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<title>Chapter 2, Page 42</title>
<description><![CDATA[OMG SOOOOOO SORRY! Work, yanno? I'll try and do better next time.

It's dangerous to get too close to the crazy. Just remember that next time you meet a dead person. I just love how Mr. Giff doesn't seem to care that his employee just got slapped, but Ms. Kai looks like someone just ran over her puppy.

P.S. The "New Update" that you followers got is in the beginning. You'll have to go to the first page to see it. SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PHYC YOU OUT!!]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales/?p=570584</link>
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<title>Chapter 2, Page 41</title>
<description><![CDATA[Oh damn, he went and touched the crazy lady. Ooooooooh no son! I dunno what it is about these last two pages, but it's like the Expression Fairy just suddenly decided to bless me... Maybe it's just me?]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales/?p=566047</link>
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