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<title>A bit of a Stretch</title>
<description><![CDATA[Men- you just don't know what it's like. XP

I was getting dressed the other day.. and there  it was. The big kahuna. MY FIRST GODDAMN STRETCHMARK.

Oh well. It's tough work having sexy thighs like mine. 

*dims lights*]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/TEDDYH1/?p=396190</link>
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<title>Back Again</title>
<description><![CDATA[Ugh,  sorry I havem't  been updating..My favoritest program  decided  to call a quits on me (It's mostly my fault, though) SO I was scrambling to and upgrade to a higher version.  

I hated  it. Flash MX 7, they  called it. It's  added sensitivity to my  tablet really effed up my art, and reminded me of how  shitty my tablet is.  Plus,   I  got so much lag, no matter  how much I reduced in view  mode.  Drawing something  that would usually  take me  under an hour was  starting to stretch out to 2 hours and beyond. And that's WITHOUT any extra shading.  

So low  and behold,  I don't know how I  did it, but  I found an old backup of my good ol'  anchient flash. Aaaah. I feel whole again.  

About this comic, my back has been killing me all  day.  It's like a herd of rhino calves decided to rent out my upper neck for.. lap-dancing practice.   It's stiff.. and it hurts like  hell. I'm stuck in  this hunched-over posture (that I usually have a little bit of.. but not  this  severely arched)  Ugh. It huuuurrrtttsss. 

*whines*]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/TEDDYH1/?p=376954</link>
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<title>Comic STRIP</title>
<description><![CDATA[This is a dream I had last night.  I was  the only female member of some.. fake-me-out Rescue-Heroes squadron.. and everytime someone had a birthday I'd stip clad naked and dance around for  them.  They  all would hate it because it was the only "present" i'd ever  give them.  

It could TOTALLY picture myself doing something like this.  XP  ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/TEDDYH1/?p=369701</link>
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<title>BET</title>
<description><![CDATA[I work at this Chuck-E-Cheese esque place called PUMP IT UP. My original love for the  job is slowly melting in to apathetic non-caredness, an attitude  stage that I  vowed  I  would try to avoid.

It's taken  me the longest  to  transition into laziness.. A lot of my co-workers scrapped caring  within the  first  month.  Some, not  all.  

So I was working a party the other  day, and this boy  taps me on the leg.   I whip my  head  around  to see him, and  he starts  repeating,  "I HAVE DIABETES! I HAVE DIABETES!" like  his  parents  had  trained him.   

It  was cute.. but  his parents really  never seemed to excuse his gross  eating habits.  He was  drinking out of little  deer-park  water bottle.. and upon closer inspection, the water was yellow.   At first I thought that like,  they put  apple  juice in it or something. But after  the  party left, I was given the honor to throw it  away. Turns  out it was yellow from all  the  food and gunk he was  eating.  I  nearly puked. ]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/TEDDYH1/?p=368315</link>
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<title>Head</title>
<description><![CDATA[Not like I support any  type of oral sex  or  anything. 

(You'd have to pay me at least 100  bucks) 

Naw, I'm just kidding. 

(No she isnt) 

I'm not a whore. 

(She is a whore.)

Stop it!

(No, You  stop it)

THERE  CAN BE ONLY ONE! 

(The one ring  to rule them  all)

I'll try  to get  2 pages out today. :0]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/TEDDYH1/?p=368302</link>
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