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<title>Someone has to catch it</title>
<description><![CDATA[Ok, I'm a day late due to some internet issues, but the comic is still here.

I don't have much to say about the comic itself here. It all seems rather self-explanatory to me ( However, seeing as I am a terrible judge of this, we'll see. ). So, that being said, I will have another comic next week and I hope you'll all tune in then for our next episode of sick and twisted humor. ( These words brought to you by the continued emails of The Christian Coalition of the Quad Cities. A group dedicating to providing me with the motivation to produce Last Words. )]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Last_words/?p=564648</link>
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<title>Shhhhloooorp!</title>
<description><![CDATA[Rules of the condom game:

#1: Each player must pick 3 items. One of them must be condoms.

#2: The objective of the condom game is to get an unusual reaction from the cashier. A raised eyebrow does not constitute a winning reaction. The reaction must be significantly different than normal behavior to count. The winner of the round is the person who gets the biggest reaction.

#3: The condom game must be played at a large store such as Walmart, Target or Costco. Preferably as late at night as possible or during peak store hours.

#4: Once all players have gone through checkout, the game must move to a new store to ensure that proper reactions result. Additionally, if a player gets an especially significant reaction, the players must move to a new store or wait at least one hour to ensure proper reactions.

#5: You must wear the clothing you began the game with, and you may not change, add or remove clothes. Altering the clothes you are currently wearing is acceptable.

#6: No items other than the three you select in the store may be used. You may not bring any props or other objects to the cash register.

#7: You may say anything you wish to the cashier. But you may not make any actions to get a reaction. You must behave as normally as possible.

#8: Bonus points may be awarded for any especially unusual and/or hilarious item combination.

#9: If possible, it is advisable to have at least one player who is severely intoxicated. This will ensure maximum hilarity and protection from incarceration for the other players.


Now that you know the rules to the condom game, you too can go out after a hard night at the bar and play. Feel free to share any combination you think is a likely winner.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Last_words/?p=561376</link>
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<title>Barking</title>
<description><![CDATA[Ok. I know I promised something different. However, since I've been swamped ( At the moment, I'm one of the few people I know in my field with extra work, so it takes precedence. ) and progress on the more story-line stuff I promised is moving significantly slower than I expected, I decided to continue single panel updates until the actual story-line I wanted to tell is complete. I hope you guys are cool with that. On top of that, I don't expect to be going back to daily updates, but I'm aiming for once a week from here on out with updates falling on Monday or Tuesday. I know I've been pretty crappy at following up on these promises in the past couple months, but with classes over for the next couple months and unlikely to spring any unexpected extras on me, I think I can at least keep that promise. It's not as much as I'd like or hope for, but I'm going to start there and see where I'm at.

I think I'm just going to let this comic speak for itself and say that it's always a surprise to find out your dog is a racist.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Last_words/?p=558668</link>
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<title>Ghost Chasing</title>
<description><![CDATA[Yes, I'm a horrible cartoonist these days. Admittedly, my update schedule went to hell a long time ago and it unfortunately doesn't look like it's going to stabilize any time soon. I'm still going to try and get stuff up as often as possible, but I don't feel comfortable promising anything or even saying I'm updating often enough to call this a comic ( I'll have to invent a word for "sporadically updating website that primarily contains pictoral content". ).

But what I can promise is that the next page of Last Words is going to be a large departure from it's current gag-a-day/month format. I've been wanting to share a story that's been forming in my mind since the 100th page short I did about Dee's Gameboy. This isn't going to be that last story I told some of you would be coming at some point. I have no clue when or even if I'm even going to do that at this point. However, instead this is going to be something for my own sanity. That being because, the way I write and tell a story has changed and trying to force things takes the fun out of doing this work. I've got a number of ideas that are more involved than a single panel or strip can do justice properly. The fact of the matter is that I'm not too fond of repeating jokes ( On the occasions I catch myself doing it. ) and I'm beginning to feel like that's what's happening. So add that to the fact that there's a little more of the Chicle's world I'd like to share with you, and it equals what I have planned. So this is likely to be the last single panel joke I do in this format for a while unless I come up with one I just can't not share. That being said, and as nervous as I am about changing things up this much, this far in, I hope you'll stick with me as I attempt to do the ideas in my head justice and try this out.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Last_words/?p=524028</link>
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<title>Floating on the breeze</title>
<description><![CDATA[Alrighty. This one ended up taking a couple days longer than expected because of a surprise commission I got sprung on me to paint the walls at the local farmers market. Nonetheless, it's here and I'm liking it. 

If possible I'm going to be aiming for a twice a week update schedule on Tuesdays and Thursdays or as often as I can manage to finish pages with the pile of projects sitting on my desk to be completed. However before I can get back to a halfway consistent update schedule, I'm going to be out of working order for the next week or two as by the time you're all reading this I will likely be in lala land from painkillers after surgery. But short of the doctor accidentally offing me in the process I'll probably have another comic up in a week or so.

And lastly, a hearty congrats to [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/Mastorism/]Matt[/url] for his feature. I find it incredibly cool to see a guy who comic I've been following from day one ( albeit, most of those days I was lurking without commenting fir a lack of things to say. ) get a feature. Here's to hoping that things keep getting better for you man.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Last_words/?p=505281</link>
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