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<title>BH117-'BlackHeart does a classic'</title>
<description><![CDATA[Hey all and Happy New Year!

Welcome back to BlackHeart. Those of you who have been here before know the script, nice to see yous again, for anyone new to BlackHeart I suggest you get reading the archive.

So as I promised BlackHeart is back, although it nearly wasn't, with all the New year celebrations I almost forgot! So where have I been for the past year? Ive just ben sitting on my arse doing nothing! I havent had internet connection for the past year so updating is really hard, but im hoping to get connected sometime this month, so when I do you can expect a major over haul of Blackeart. Untill then I'll just continue to use my mums PC!

What else have I been doing? Ive been writing alot of scripts and sending them off to big TV companies in the hope of making mega bucks! Actually speaking of which I just got a letter back from the BBC regarding my script, they said the wanted nothing to do with it and that it was sick and degrading. What the fuck do they know anyway! So keep an ey out for that because im pretty sure you may see later this year as a web comedy series!

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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/blackheart/?p=502623</link>
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<title>BlackHeart is back!</title>
<description><![CDATA[Thats right you heard it here first ( unless you heard it elsewhere ) BlackHeart is coming back!

The last update was 8 months ago and I guess its time to get back in the saddle as im getting a bit rusty. So get yourself back here on the 1st of January and start your new year off BlackHeart style.

About the picture, these little guys are called Hanging Harry's and I think i'm gonna sue! You can purchase one over at amazon, or for a direct link copy and past this into your browser:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001HB3UH6/ref=s9k2a_c5_at1-rfc_g1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=1K07C20D56KEFE1X0320&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=463374953&pf_rd_i=468294

So i'll see you guys in the new year!

P.S. Im not really going to sue, im Scottish.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/blackheart/?p=493613</link>
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<title>BH116-'Top excuses for smackin about the missus pt.1'</title>
<description><![CDATA[I cant believe the doctos actually believe this one. there was one instance in the paper where a woman went to the doctors with a black eye. She said her husband gave her it whilst playing the boxing on the wii. so remember guys, if you wanna smack her about, make sure upi get a Nintendo wii first.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/blackheart/?p=337107</link>
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<title>BH114-'Captain Innuendo Vs. New Years'</title>
<description><![CDATA[And here we go, BlackHeart is back...again.

Well, seeing as it's new years I decided to do a New Years themed comic. And that's what I did. And this is it. 
It sounded alot better in my head, but then who can say the word 'Dong', in itself, isnt amusing. It is. Say it. Dong. DONG!

Anyways, for now im gonna stick to the ol Monday, wednesday, Friday update scheme, with the intention of taking BlackHeart to the Daily Update schedule pretty soon. That sounds good. dunnit?

So here's hoping you all had a lovely New Years and a brilliant christmas.

Flatworm
Bigsexymarz@hotmail.com
Mon-Wed-Fri]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/blackheart/?p=331026</link>
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<title>BH115-'My Busiest time of year'</title>
<description><![CDATA[Alright Nuggets and Nugettes! Although BlackHeart isn't officially back updatin till the first of January, I could miss the opportunity to do a Christmas special, Everyone else is doin it.

Have  a good one! See you on teh first!]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/blackheart/?p=331821</link>
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