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<title>American007 - Prelude - Tragedy of the Universe</title>
<description><![CDATA[Britain managed to elect two Nazis to the European election this weekend. On the one hand, it's a massive faliure of democracy that so few people came out to vote that the 2% of the electorate stupid enough to vote for a racist party managed to get a pair of representatives in, but on the other hand, if you've got a pair of Nazis, where better to send them than to Belgium; a country where Holocaust denial is illegal, and punishable by a prison sentence.

I give them a month, tops.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Mystery_Sprite_Theater/?p=570542</link>
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<title>Livin' on the Edge - Intro-Not the Bananas!</title>
<description><![CDATA[Did I miss the deadline again? Damn, but that was 2008 for you; the less said about it, the better. ]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Mystery_Sprite_Theater/?p=566398</link>
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<title>Takira's Secret Realm (- Page 23)</title>
<description><![CDATA[There was an earthquake last night here that measured 5.2 on the Richter scale. The death-toll is in the... well, in the 0s; Britain is suprisingly earthquakeproof apparantly. Nontheless, we're milking this for all we can because we're British and we don't actually get natural disasters that aren't cold and wet very often, so we have to make out that things are worse than they are if ever a snowdrop falls, we threaten to close the roads, empty the schools and warn people of a blizzard. Also we refer to small puddles in the road as 'localised flooding'.

So if you see a Brit today, ask them whether they felt the earthquake, be kind and don't mock them if they think that a single 5.2 earthquake with no aftershocks is some kind of big deal on the same scale as a Tornado ripping through your town, we need the sympathy, because we don't often get it.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Mystery_Sprite_Theater/?p=367389</link>
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<title>Clichémas 2007 (Part II)</title>
<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas. I'd tell you how it's going for me, but this is my first automated update since the first few comics.

Hooray for robotics!]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Mystery_Sprite_Theater/?p=331412</link>
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<title>Clichémas 2007 (Part I)</title>
<description><![CDATA[Now that I'm older, the only good thing about Christmas is Doctor Who. And that was pretty rubbish last year. And this year they seem to have stolen the concept from Douglas Adams.

Enjoy your badly put together splash screens, sprite comickers. Just  don't be surprised when I overtake you in the DrunkDuck ratings this year! Muahahahahahaha(cough cough cough)ha...]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Mystery_Sprite_Theater/?p=331411</link>
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