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<title>#26 - Back Into the Groove: The Sugar Plums Aren't Dancing Anymore...</title>
<description><![CDATA[Hey yo yo. Gimme a couple days to catch up with this comic, will ya guys? Sorry about the mess, wasn't my intention for things to go this way, and I'm trying my derndest to get things back in order.

So I tried something new for the January issue of Youthink Magazine. Thought that maybe colouring with pencil crayons would reduce the amount it would usually take me to make a comic, turns out as wrong. And I didn't even get the look I was hoping for with the pencil crayons. As it turns out, my scanner totally ruins the orange pencil crayon colouring, and orange is kind of hard to avoid when it's the main character's primary colour. I mean, I like how the last panel turned out in this comic, but the orange looks terrible, as does the blue and the red (which you'll see soon enough). Oh well, it was a valiant effort. The digital colouring will return in March ('cause I coloured the February comics with pencil crayons too). But you can all read it though, right? That's the most important thing... or so I've heard.

Peace, love, and all that shtuffe,
Beaums]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Attempted_Fishmath/?p=351504</link>
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<title>#24 - Christmas Presents: Merry and Dairy</title>
<description><![CDATA[Merry Mixmas all ya'lls! I'd ramble on but it's Christmas Eve, and I'm missing National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - the best Christmas movie of all time!

Anyways, I hope you all have a holly jolly day and a snazz-tastic rest of the year! And from everyone here at Attempted Fishmath Inc. (AKA me, just me), merry Christmas and happy New Year!

Eat a plump Christmas goose,
Beaums

P.S. Man... if only this was Attempted Fishmath #25... that'd be such marmalade! ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Attempted_Fishmath/?p=331924</link>
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<title>#23 - Last-Minute Shopping: Shove That Double A Right Up My Nose</title>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry if the archives seems a little wacky guys, I'm in the process of adjusting them back to their rightful order. Stuff has happened lately, so that's just what goes down. 

So this comic didn't make it in the December issue of Youthink Magazine, *cry*, but I think I know why. It's one of those "you had to be there moments". This dialogue actually went down between my friends Will and Dmitri (in the hat). It didn't have anything to do with Christmas, but it was related to shopping. But yeah, if you had been there you would've found it way funnier, I don't know if it works here. I still like this comic though. The only thing I might have goofed up on is the last panel. The veins in his eyes were added digitally to make the punch-line at the end more effective, (but sshhhhhhhh! don't tell anyone!). 

Nothing much else to say about this one guys. You'll notice that my next update is set for December 25th. Now you may think you might not get a comic on that day, but you're wrong! Come Christmas Day there'll be a fresh Attempted Fishmath waiting for you under your computer... tree... You've probably got more exciting things to worry about on the big day but hey, Fishmath will always be there for you. He's even willing to dress up as a sugar plum and dance in your head. ...I wouldn't recommend that though... it's kind of creepy, I won't lie to you.

Adieux for now,
Beaums]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Attempted_Fishmath/?p=328132</link>
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<title>#21 - Christmas Tree Shopping: The Christmas Light District</title>
<description><![CDATA[Thus kicks off the Christmas season! Ho howdee hum and such! I've been listening to some of DJ Riko's patented Mixmas mixes, playing SSX 3 and On Tour and wearin' my Santa hat, so I'm officially in the mood and ready to get jolly wid it. Of course, I'd be in an even merrier Christmas mood if there was snow, but there's no snow anymore thanks to that freakin' pineapple express! Damn those pineapples, damn them all to hell.

Anyways, here it be. The first December edition of Attempted Fishmath. I haven't seen the December issue of Youthink Magazine yet to know if this one's featured. But I'm sure it is, I'm proud o' dis one. The colouring was a little rushed, but I had to meet my deadline dammit! Oh, and this one is loosely based on a real story. Actually, the only thing I actually based it on was Jen asking Tyler to go to the Christmas tree store in our mall. He didn't actually go and he didn't actually get... mangled... by... flashing lights... But you know what I'm trying to get at here. I also featured this situation because Jen has always been asking me to be in this comic, so I finally gave in. She hasn't seen it yet though, but if I know girls she'll think I drew her nose too big or something. Pffft... women... Am I right men?!

Bah dum bum cchhht,
Beaums]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Attempted_Fishmath/?p=321055</link>
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<title>#19 - Rain: Feel the Rhythm With Your Hands</title>
<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, it's Monday night and I still have a lot of homework to do for tomorrow, so I'll make this quick.

The positioning of the characters in the panels felt kind of awkward in this issue, but I still like this one. It's a stupid joke, I know, but that's just how things roll these days. Oh and if you're wondering, that's Brian with the umbrella in the first panel. I probably should have made that clearer... seeing as it looks like Fishmath is just expressing his feelings to some random guy. Sorry Brie!

And uh... yeah, oatmeal is good. Thanks guys.

Steal the rhythm while you can,
Beaums]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/Attempted_Fishmath/?p=313374</link>
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