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<title>The Taste of Monkeys Recent Updates</title>
<description>The last update of the comic.</description>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/</link>
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<title>Harry Potter and the Talentless Hack</title>
<description><![CDATA[Awful, awful books.
Have I read them all?
Yes...yes I have.
Will I read the new one?
Yes...yes I will.
God I hate you JK Rowling.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/?p=248307</link>
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<title>Reflections on Mortality</title>
<description><![CDATA[If only...

Yes, sorry for my absence peoples, there was urgent family stuff that is still ongoing so Im afraid updates as you get em.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/?p=245081</link>
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<title>There Will Now Be a Brief Intermission</title>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry people, something came up and since I was lazy and had been creating stuff as update days came up there won't be any new TToM until at least monday, apologies to my loyal readership....is that a word? Readership? or have I made that up? I think Ive made it up.

Sorry, what was I talking aboot?

Oh yeah, I'll be away. Now imagine a sad smiley face here, I wont actually put one because I put smileys in the same category as LOL ie anyone who uses them are sub-human troglodytes incapable of polite, intelligible conversation.
But just because its not here in actuality doesnt mean its not here in spirit, only that I can convey my emotions through words and don't think my readership (heh) are incapable of understanding that and need the point rammed down their gullet with pretty pictures. 

Anyway, yes, sad face.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/?p=237885</link>
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<title>How I Create a TToM Comic</title>
<description><![CDATA[All true except the bit about slave boys.

I prefer the Chinese boys for my slave purposes]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/?p=236486</link>
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<title>A Lesson in Tardiness</title>
<description><![CDATA[Never hand in anything late when your boss is a dinosaur]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<link>http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/?p=235221</link>
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