Simply About: ohsnap!
So. What exactly is " ohsnap!" (that's ohsnap! (one word (one exclamation point (abbreviated: os!)))
Well. It's not only a orgy of fun, photoshop tones and witty, comical retorts, filled with perfectly situated art, writing, and characters, along with plot and setting... it is also a comic! A comic based on nothing. Derived off nothing. Thought up after an overdose of cough syrup and hearing too many "Your moma" jokes (each which was followed by "Oh! Snap!"
The art is an extension of paint, designed to look like something paint and some tone program had a retarted, mutated love-child... and photoshop was in the three-some.
While, the characters are vague, the plot is simple. After a fight with "Character 1's" dad (who is also a genie living in a magic lamp), Character 1 has decided to go off, and become a "night-walker" (prostitute) to spite his father. However, a conflict arrises as Character 1's father reveals CHaracter 1's mother is also a "nightwalker," and would be absolutely devastated to find herself working with her very own son!
Conflicts might arrise along the way, and multiple characters will be constantly added. Currently we are on chapter 1 "My Son's a Whore?!"
Q & A
Q: So... where did you come up with the idea for "ohsnap!"?
A: Shut up. I already told you. Next question.
Q: K. Who writes, draws, produces, directs, letters, inks, assists, stunts, and secondarilly directs os!?
A: Me and photoshop. Though, in all honesty, I am always open for in-depth e-mails about how I can improve/story ideas. Just don't be stupid about them (which I know you will be).
Q: How long does each episode take?
A: A full one takes about 2 hours. A half takes about 17. I mean 1. Hour. 1 Hour.
Q: Do you have a studder in real life?
A: No.
Q: Do you often laugh at things for no reason?
A: Why...yes!
Q: Have any siblings?
A: All of my siblings are dead to me. Why do you ask?
Q: Well, you know... sometimes people get lonely in life... and they need a helping hand.
A: Hey, thanks buddy. I really appreciate that.
Q: So, are you busy next friday?
A: Yeah, next friday's no good for me... I've got some plans with my dad. You have any other week?
Q: Sorry, I'm booked full for the next month after next friday.
A: Well, hey, I can always ask my dad to switch weekends. We're flexible like that.
Q: Great! So it's a date?
A: No. Not a date. Sorry, but I'm not into dudes.
Q: I can be a woman if you want...
A: Stop. That's all I need. Another mental picture of a man trying to be a woman! Can't you see I'm too busy to fascinate about things like this? Jesus it's freezing in here.
Q: The heat's broken.
A: Why havn't you gotten anyone on that? I should be some kind of guest in this... abode.
Q: Hey, you invited me... remember?
A: Tricky bastard.
Q: Well, this was fun, but I've got to head out. I've got some chores to do before my mom grounds me.
A: Hah, loser.
Q: Don't player-hate.
A: Sorry. Cya later.
Q: Peace.
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