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jazzy

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So, I'm guessing that if you're one of the many restaurant "friends" that I've made on here, then you know this scenario all too well.

Those occasions where it looks like we might finish up "on time" are few and far between. And, of course by that I mean as close to closing as possible. Because, let's face it...there is no set finish time in the restaurant business. We're done when we're done.

Anyplace I have ever worked we treat these wonderfully infrequent nights in much the same way a baseball team treats a nohitter. No one speaks of it until it's completed. Speaking of it, would only serve to "jinx" it.

Murphy's Law

Of course, even when the "nohitter" nights are treated in this fashion, still some asshole comes strolling through the door at five of close.

I guess us chef's can be a superstitious lot.

Anyway, I would like to extend an invitation to anyone that has a funny kitchen, or front of the house story, or just a good idea for a future Obscene Cuisine to share. I would love to do a strip of your concept, or experience.

Later,

Thanks,

Jim

PS-Don't forget to check out the Obscene Cuisine shop at...www.cafepress.com/obscenecuisine
-Posted on Jan 13, 2008

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User: way_past_bedtime 5

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In a kitchen I worked in once, I had brought this CD. It was jinxed. Everytime I played it we were totally weeded. It never failed. Soon we stopped playing it. If it was because of superstition or bad associations I can't tell, but it was freaky.
-Posted on Oct 01, 2008

User: junglebean 5

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classic~
-Posted on Jan 14, 2008

User: jazzy

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Asshats, that's a new one for me! I love it!!
Plan to see "asshats" in a future O.C.!
-Posted on Jan 13, 2008

User: jazzy

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Asshats, that's a new one for me! I love it!!
Plan to see "asshats" in a future O.C.!
-Posted on Jan 13, 2008

User: Croi Dhubh 5

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Oh man, I hear you on this! What's worse in when some jackoff comes in just as you're flipping the sign and says, "Well, you're open until xx:xx PM and it's just now exactly that time, so you should still be open and close in one minute."

You'd think these asshats would understand what might happen to their food.
-Posted on Jan 13, 2008

User: harryq 5

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I thought the jinx-speak thing was from my Slavic heritage, but I guess it's universal! Great strip as always expected!
-Posted on Jan 13, 2008

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