| Our Hero | |
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KRISCO THE WEBCOMICS BUNNY Krisco is a foul-mouthed little bastard with an Oedipus complex who loves random humor! He is generally a cheerful, happy-go-lucky fellow without a care in the world. However, he has one burning obsession which will turn his frown right-siide up and eventually become his ultimate undoing: webcomics. |
| Krisco's Family | |
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KRISCO'S GRANDMA Krisco's 300-year-young grandma (on his father's side) is old enough to remember before Big Panda. She supports Krisco in whatever he chooses to do, but wishes he would stay away from those nasty webcomics. |
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KRISCO'S HOT MOM Krisco's 27-year-old mom is really very attractive, as a matter of fact. Like many female rabbits, she did not breed until she was nearly 2 years old. She enjoys to make out with other very attractive women and kiss them open mouthed in public. Krisco thinks this is AWESOME! |
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KLORINE Krisco's 14-year-old niece is a freshman in highschool and likes a boy who is in a band. She is just discovering webcomics and looks to her Uncle Krisco to teach her all about them. She's thinking of opening up an account on Keenspace or Drunk Duck to start her own autobiographical webcomic. She's so young she's never heard of Geocities! Can you believe it? She never actually appears in this comic. |
| Krisco's Friends | |
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Princess Gothina This is Krisco's super hot girlfriend! You'll never meet her because she, uh, lives in Canada. She's a billionaire heiress and a lingerie model. Also, her dad's Morpheus, the king of dreams. Hers is a dark soul who craves Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, and pocky. Nobody believes she exists. |
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Dog-On-A-Ball No one suspects the Dog-On-A-Ball! 'Nuff said! |
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Sir Colonel Reginald IV, Esq. Born in 1892, Sir Colonel Reginald IV, esq. has been cultivating an air of sophistication for over a century. Little did this prepare him for moving next-door to Krisco! The Colonel, or "Reggie," as Krisco calls him, is often shocked at Krisco's uncouth behavior. Many a time has he even been at a loss for words! Despite Krisco's eccentricities, "Reggie" has taken a liking to the small bunny and is sure to send him a Chrismas card every holiday season. |
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HulaBear Krisco first met HulaBear on the internet on a webcomics discussion forum. Hula Bear is an atheist vegan liberal who hates FOX News and loves Michael Moore! She also has a secret crush on Krisco! Don't tell! Krisco and HulaBear usually talk to each oher on AIM and IRC, but occasionally go to IHOP for pancakes in IRL. |
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Krisco's College Buddies Krisco knows these jokers from school! Don't tun your back on this lot! Ha ha! Just kiddin'! They're alright! And pretty fun to be around too! These guys are pretty crazy and are up for pretty much anything! |
| Krisco's Enemies | |
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David the Gnome This asshole is always making fun of Krisco. He thinks he's all that... ...but he's not. >:( |
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Annoying Customer Not much is known about this dickwad. |
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D-chan The Creatrix of Krisco's World. Krisco just knows his webcomic would be a lot better if some OTHER webcartoonist was in charge. D-chan is Krisco's foil in every way and perhaps the greatest challenge he will ever face. |