He is BACK with a vengeance!
 
I know you all don't believe me, but he will eat our children.

Feed him peaches!!  It worked for James.
 
-scratch that-
 
Ride away on a giant peach!!  It worked for James.

But HE WILL EAT OUR CHILDREN.

Don't worry, I've been in this situation before and I have a rhino-proof strategy.
 
All we have to do is eat our own children first. I know, this plan is fiendishly clever in its intricities.

That.
 
Is.
 
Brilliant!
 
Chernobog WILL EAT OUR CHILDREN!

I'm glad you agree with my Modest Proposal.

Like wouldn’t it be cool if it was like proposition ninety-seven: Should we continue to not eat babies. Right there you’d be like, “Hell yeah, I don’t wanna eat babies, you know, I don’t have time, they’re not delicious, and it would be eating babies and that’s weird to me,” so there’s three reasons that I come up with to voting no. But the way they phrase those things when you get to the voting booth, you don’t know which way you’re voting, cause it’s like, “Should we not eat unbabies not on this not day” and you’re just sitting there like “Fuck! I don’t wanna eat babies! You know?! I don’t have time, they’re not delicious, remember my reasons, I had like three.” So you vote no on it and then it’s on the news the next day, “Well, 74% of Americans have decided it’s time to eat babies.”
                                                                                  -kyle cease

Well, I do not think that we shouldn't eat babies. I mean, if we don't...
 
The Rhino will come BACK.
 
I guess it;s time to eat babies.

and 74% of americans agree with you. have at it chernobog!

So that's how it is.
 
 
Well.  there's nothing for it.  74% you say?  
 
Gotta buy some stock in the ketchup companies.  
Nuthin' makes those non-delicious babies taste better than that tangy tomato/vinegar/spice concoction.

rokulily [..] wrote:
and 74% of americans agree with you. have at it chernobog!

Don't mind if I do! Ah, but I need a little musical accompaniment. This is going to be an all night buffet, after all.
  
http://youtu.be/y1XfGTO2vh8 [youtu.be]
 
Much better.

ayesinback [..] wrote:
 
Gotta buy some stock in the ketchup companies.  

Better make that barbecue sauce companies.  Baby back ribs need barbecue sauce.  And the rest becomes what South'ners call Bar-Be-Q and North'ners call "pulled two legged pork" 
The other, other white meat.
 
And a little buffalo BBQ sauce? Those little arms and legs are right tasty and you'd never think you weren't eatin' chicken. 

Baby, the most versatile meat...

It goes great with everything..!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c9eK6uFmsk