Zeph [..] wrote:
This format kinda burns...
My retinas hate this.
I'd run for mayor, but math tells me not to.
And I can't make a poster at the moment, so yeah.

rokulily offered up jninja because his avi has yellow in the background.  She also admitted that that was pretty weak.

As to 1337 posing a lynch, knowing that it would be cancelled, doesn't that "prove" that either pokketmonstahhuntah or TheFlyingGreenMonkey (OR BOTH) are also mafia?

OnlyFoolsAndVikings [..] wrote:
haha yeah but I've kinda lost interest in the Duck now, its really hard to keep coming here to check and I keep forgetting about it. SO I think I might just stop. :(

meh.   There's plenty of time to walk away from the site-formerly-known-as-DD.  But before then, I'm definitely counting on you for the radio play and everyone in this game would definitely like you to join in whenever you can.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

I say we make our own forum! Or make a mass migration to a new one! Rebellion!

As the poster suggests, if I'm lucky three people will be interested.

I Am The 1337 Master wrote:

Night 3 Narration!
A killer, walking amongst the partygoers, found an easy target standing alone.
"For some reason, I always thought I'd be able to take you on. Now we'll find out once and for all!"
It was only then that the mafioso noticed the knife in his own chest, and realised that he chose the wrong person to pick a fight with. He collapsed onto the ground as his intended target said,
"I am starting to suspect he was actually going to kill me."
TheFlyingGreenMonkey, the Mafioso, is dead.
Glad of escaping his lynch, pokketmonstahhuntah was walking back to the front room from wherever he'd been taken when someone appeared. The person was reading a book and holding a croissant.
"Um... hi. I think I'm kind of lost," said the huntah.
The figure broke open the croissant, revealing a sharp blade. They threw the knife at pokketmonstahhuntah, who died right there, almost instantly.
"He really didn't see that one coming," said the killer as they walked away.
pokketmonstahhuntah, the Gatecrasher, is dead.
Night 3 is over! Day 4 has begun!

Suck on my dick, mafia.

And I'm still going to lynch myself if you guys want me to.

Double lynch too, by the way. (niccea's my other candidate)

@product: i did apologize for that...

Should we try to solve the clues for the TFGM killer? Cuz I think that was the paranoid.

In all seriousness, though, I'm only kidding. Just couldn't resist taking a shot at you.
Also; screw Wowio, for taking away the ability to write in 0 size.

Oh, goodbye world.
I'm out,
peace!

Sorry it's so late, but:
Double lynch declared!

Product Placement wrote:
secret text

screw wowio for a lot of things. like taking away more people who make this site fun every day.
 

So yeah, I don't really want to lynch myself so Imma change that...

BTW: my changed vote is subject to change, her just being my usual suspect, not really someone who I find that guilty this time around. :P

@Product - Brilliant!

As far as suspects, could the GM let us know about any totally inactives?

 

ayesinback [..] wrote:
As far as suspects, could the GM let us know about any totally inactives?

I hope so because now we have no way of seeing who hasn't logged on in a while. :/

BTW, ayes in back is mafia. :) (at least I'm pretty sure)
so I'm gonna get her lynched.
but I could be wrong...

ayesinback [..] wrote:
@Product - Brilliant!

As far as suspects, could the GM let us know about any totally inactives?

Yeah, I haven't actually been checking that... give me a few minutes...

I Am The 1337 Master wrote:
BTW, ayes in back is mafia. :) (at least I'm pretty sure)
so I'm gonna get her lynched.
but I could be wrong...

You're wrong.

I'm going for roku because of "shady" character
and zeph because he's been quiet.  Too quiet

It looks like every living player has been active at some point in the game.

ayesinback [..] wrote:
 
You're wrong.

im wrong, then.
I'm gonna just follow what you're doing then.

I thinking you're "second-guessing" is getting contageious, 1337

Yes, Zeph has been quiet -- but there's been NO peep from sevety2 or Salsa -- and I keep thinking of thatclue  "what are you going to do?!?"


Does that sound like violent Zeph?    or military 72?    or our Hot Salsa man?

ayesinback [..] wrote:
I thinking you're "second-guessing" is getting contageious, 1337

Do I look like a man with a plan?
And I just say we lynch everyone.
Especially someone else.

Day 4 Narration!
1337 Master was in the front room, talking with ayesinback, as the players gathered.
"We have come to an agreement!" announced 1337 Master. "The guilty people here are clearly... rokulily and Zeph!"
All the players turned to look at the two accusees. They resignedly walked over to 1337 Master, and he and ayesinback stabbed them together.
rokulily the Minister of Cuteness, the Godfather, and Zeph, the Mafioso, were lynched.


All the mafia members are dead. The only bad character left is a single Gatecrasher.
Day 4 has ended. Night 4 has begun.

Mettaur [..] wrote:
I say we make our own forum! Or make a mass migration to a new one! Rebellion!

As the poster suggests, if I'm lucky three people will be interested.

Meh. Couldn't be the Drunk Duck Mafia without Drunk...The Duck...meh. I'm too lazy to move my lazy ass.
And is it sad, that as bad as the forums look now, I've seen worse?

I Am The 1337 Master wrote:
BTW, ayes in back is mafia. :) (at least I'm pretty sure)
so I'm gonna get her lynched.
but I could be wrong...  
   
well - Mayor? what do you say now?
 

and I'm not the gatecrasher, and I do not lie.   You've said you're not mafia, but what about serial killer, Mr. M?

HELLO, Smart Kid!  Hope you're playing!  You know what to do.  And hello Generous kids:  help me please!

ayesinback [..] wrote:
well - Mayor? what do you say now?
and I'm not the gatecrasher, and I do not lie.   You've said you're not mafia, but what about serial killer, Mr. M?

Well I apologize then.
But I have no clue who the serial killer is since I'm merely a townie.
 

I just suggest the gatecrasher give himself up. Or agree to not go down swinging. I do know who the vigilante is now, so...

ALSO: Yes. It wouldn't be the drunk duck mafia without the drunk duck part but it's not "drunk duck" anymore.
But if we tried to go anywhere else it's back to all of being newbies, many other comic hosts already playing the game for a while (not as long as us but...).

Yesterday I went to HomeDepot, and I found a hammer with a tag saying,"100 Year Limited Warrenty", I went to a lady at a desk and asked if it was serious, she said talk to someone at tools. I asked this employee walking the aisles if it was serious, he said yes. I said,"After 100 years, is the store really going to remember this?" The guy walked along saying,"If you break that hammer within 100 years, bring it back here and you'll get it refunded."
That just made my day.
More things happened that day, but for another day I will say them.

Clearly Mett is the gatecrasher.

at least Home Depot thinks so

hey if a medic would like to help out for once, that'd be cool too.

And there's a huge townie alliance going on right now, or at least there should be...
-townie - me
-townie - jninja
-townie - *my last bodygaurd*
-vigilante
-unreleased role - unreleased name
-unreleased role - OFAV

There was also something at Walmart that involved hundreds of crickets, a Hardie's soda cup, and a pink hunting bolt rifle.
But I can only tell of this tale if the Gate crasher attacks me, man, nobody except people directly involved in actions are involved in the narrations!

Wowio already lynched my eyes, about time someone lynched my body.

I know who it is.

pokketmonstahhuntah [..] wrote:
I know who it is.

you dead tease. :|

Well I DON'T know who he or she is so on the day of the lynch, I hope I get lucky.