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The Webcomic Critic (he is very critical indeed!)
harkovast at 1:12PM, Oct. 21, 2009
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(Be careful what you wish for! I asked for a review and this is what I got...
Note that I had to reformat a few bits so some of the links and things might not be exactly as they once were, but you will get the idea!)

Hello I'm the WebcomiCritic, I do it because, well...Somebody has to!



Webcomic artists and writers tend to be a very niche category of people. we're all usually geeks. And in that niche category, we're usually the niche categories of anime and manga fans, furry fandom, comic book geeks, video gamers, and fantasy and sci-fi guys. Usually these don't mix, and when you do the audience tends to get even nicher.

Unfortunately, because of our limited scope, we tend to write stuff that's incredibly similar. We usually have our own spin on things but you can guarantee that we will usually tell a story of 2 gamers on a couch and one girl, a Tolkien/Dungeon and Dragons-esque story making fun of the system and cliches, a Tolkien/Dungeon and Dragons-esque story that plays every cliche and system flaw as straight as an arrow without irony, anime-esque things that either make fun of itself or play cliches straight, a furry comic involving either all of the above or a porn studio, a slice-of-life involving most of the above, I think you get the point.

So what was I trying to say? We geeks are very niche-y. Sometimes too much. I come to you with the poorly drawn and cliche-ridden display called "Harkovast" that has the gall to pass itself off as an epic war comic. When the truth of the matter is that it's just a large order of "Tolkien/Dungeon and Dragons-esque story that plays every cliche and system flaw as straight as an arrow without irony" with furries, hold the anime-style.

I'm reviewing this a the request of the reader and frankly, they couldn't have come to me sooner. The writer and artist (2 creators and they still do this poorly?) have been mucking about for nearly a year now and now they need a deep cleaning. It's time for their dosage of honest critque so things can start looking good around here. Daniel R. Stribley and Julie Anne Stribley, it's time you get what you deserve.

the story starts off with far too much exposition about some war we're supposed to care about but we get no context to make us care. There's just "light" and "darkness".



http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.SarcasmMode Here's your beginner's class

http://www.furthiahigh.concessioncomic.com Here's intermediate class one

http://www.catenamanor.com two
http://www.theclassm.com
and three.

http://www.housepetscomic.com Here's your master class

http://www.missmab.com Here's your "same thing but with many years of success" master class

http://concessioncomic.com/index.php And here's your big book of DON'Ts.

So, now what? Stribleys, do as I saw, you NEED help. You're not original, your art isn't good enough, seek help. Learn what "original spin" means and use it.

I can't end with a quote, there's nothing funny or memorable about this comic.

-Read Or Die You Uneducated Buffoons
The WebcomiCritic

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webcomics heh at 7:32AM, Oct. 23, 2009
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Damn critix always gotta be harshin' on a brah.

Let's see how WebcommieRiddick fairs when he goes up against DA BONE...








...R.

Smug I Could Do
it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
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harkovast at 1:34PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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Hes playa hatin, theres no doubt about it!

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Phillby at 9:07AM, Nov. 26, 2009
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Please tell me those terrible crayon drawings are something the reviewer drew themselves.
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harkovast at 9:54AM, Nov. 26, 2009
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The crayon drawings are indeed the reviewers own art work.

You can write your own jokes....

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Phillby at 11:12AM, Nov. 26, 2009
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Comics are a visual medium!

Hmmm, these two-panel head-desk and computer breaking comics definitely need to have expalantory text. Also I should use them a billion times each.

This guy is amazing.
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harkovast at 12:02PM, Nov. 26, 2009
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Phillby, I think you are typing what a lot of people were thinking!

He actually did recant and do a more balanced review of Harkovast later on.

You can check it out here-
http://webcomicritic.blogspot.com/2009_10_01_archive.html

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Plague Doctor at 1:46PM, July 26, 2010
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Nice art comparition.Mr Harkovast,you could really learn a thing or two from that guy.
BTW-I remember stumbling upon his blog before,and I dont know what was funnier:his art or the hate comments he got





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harkovast at 6:10PM, July 26, 2010
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While I was happy to get the positive review from him afterwards, where he actually considered it properly rather than just hatin', in a way I would have respected him more if he had stood by the bad one.
People should be able to defend their own opinions and shouldn't throw stuff out there they are unable to justify.

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Plague Doctor at 8:16AM, July 28, 2010
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Well,it is obivious the kid got "loosley" inspired by Nostalgia Critic and John Solomon and tought he could milk out Internet fame by reviewing the easiest and most subjective target out there - webcomics
And he kinda got the idea that reviewing is the same as bashing and nitpicking but he didn't seem to grasp any humor,wit or class his idols posess.

I know what you are saying,but there was no respect for that kid to begin with.He felt embarassed by the crap he wrote when he didn't got the reaction he wanted.
I also doubt he read the wholl comic.It's a bit silly to complain that the villains aren't fleshed out in only a few pages that they appeared in person,and also a bit obivious clue comes from their name.It's like judging a book by first few chapters alone.

Artwise,I don't have any problems if someone who has worse drawing abilities than me to give me criticism.Infact,I welcome that.But,unfortunetly,a person with poor art skills can only notice flaws in art,but cannot really explain the problem or give a helpfull advice.
The critic here just linked to pictures of better art and basicly said-"Draw like this".
That isn't really helpfull by any means.
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harkovast at 7:26AM, July 31, 2010
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Someone who cant draw is allowed to criticise someone else's art (in the same way I cant make movies but insult bad movies all the time!)
However, if you are going to say "My art is better than this person, they could learn a lot from being more like me", it is probably a good idea to make sure you actually CAN draw better than the other person in question.

You do make a good point, Plague Doctor, regarding the way he judges the villains as one dimensional when they have only just arrived.
He has very high standards for how much character development he wants from an opening battle sequence!

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