ArashiKumomura (9:32:08 PM): Crocty, if you were a zombie, would you eat your best friend?
Croccty (9:32:25 PM): Sure.
Croccty (9:32:32 PM): Then I'd pleasure Dragon's zombie fetish. ;3

LoveandGuns
ArashiKumomura (9:32:08 PM): Crocty, if you were a zombie, would you eat your best friend?
Croccty (9:32:25 PM): Sure.
Croccty (9:32:32 PM): Then I'd pleasure Dragon's zombie fetish. ;3

Wa--...Wait...it's not how it looks! D: I can explain!

...

I just need some time to think...

crocty

LoveandGuns
ArashiKumomura (9:32:08 PM): Crocty, if you were a zombie, would you eat your best friend?
Croccty (9:32:25 PM): Sure.
Croccty (9:32:32 PM): Then I'd pleasure Dragon's zombie fetish. ;3

Wa--...Wait...it's not how it looks! D: I can explain!

...

I just need some time to think...

o.o

...

Yay.

ArashiKumomura (8:04:29 PM): D:
ArashiKumomura (8:28:33 PM): K-kitty...
ArashiKumomura (8:28:46 PM): y-you s-still love me... right?
ArashiKumomura (8:28:57 PM): uuuuhhhhh...
ArashiKumomura (8:29:03 PM): *sweats profusely*
ArashiKumomura (8:29:07 PM): >,>
ArashiKumomura (8:29:08 PM): <,<
kitty17X (8:45:21 PM) has left the room.
ArashiKumomura (9:10:56 PM): D:



;____________;

UndergroundNaziC (9:44:39 PM): Why did you say Candlejack! Now he's gonna kidnap us a
UndergroundNaziC (9:44:41 PM) has left the room.

GUNNY!

TT_TT

AQuangarang (18:53:30): Oh.
AQuangarang (18:53:38): plox
LDragonCat (18:53:47): pox
AQuangarang (18:53:51): sox
Croccty (18:53:52): cox
AQuangarang (18:53:56): Dr Cox
LDragonCat (18:54:00): Dr DRAT
LDragonCat (18:54:05): Beat'd
Croccty (18:54:07): Dr Prat
AQuangarang (18:54:08): Mr Prat.
LDragonCat (18:54:09): :o
AQuangarang (18:54:14): Mat the Prat
AQuangarang (18:54:18): Matt Diaz
AQuangarang (18:54:25): Katherine Diaz
AQuangarang (18:54:30): OH SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?
Croccty (18:54:37): Katherine...Quang?
LDragonCat (18:54:39): To the left.
LDragonCat (18:54:40): :o
ZeroVeeExx (18:54:43): =O
AQuangarang (18:54:44): Oh my.
Croccty (18:54:50): I'm right aren't I?
ZeroVeeExx (18:54:51): He wishes,
ZeroVeeExx (18:54:52): :3
Croccty (18:54:57): Exactly.
LDragonCat (18:54:57): Jamie Quang.
LDragonCat (18:54:58): x3
Croccty (18:55:00): :o
AQuangarang (18:55:04): My brother.
LDragonCat (18:55:06): Yes!
ZeroVeeExx (18:55:14): >.>
ZeroVeeExx (18:55:17): <.<
LDragonCat (18:55:18): And I am twin, therefore Caitlyn Quang
Croccty (18:55:30): Peh ruined two pairings gimme emancipation nao plz
LDragonCat (18:55:33): D:<
LDragonCat (18:55:34): NO
AQuangarang (18:55:38): So...K.A.L.A.-dan is basically my family?
LDragonCat (18:55:43): No pairings for Jamie.
LDragonCat (18:55:44): ...Yes.
Croccty (18:55:46): :<
LDragonCat (18:55:46): Yes it is.
AQuangarang (18:55:48): K.

ZeroVeeExx (8:02:08 PM): *cracks whip*
ZeroVeeExx (8:02:15 PM): >:3
ZeroVeeExx (8:02:33 PM): *whips Crocty*

Hawt

ZeroVeeExx (10:06:06 PM): *hugs Gunny*
UndergroundNaziC (10:06:10 PM): *hugs back*
Liaowned (10:06:15 PM): *group hug*
Liaowned (10:06:21 PM): I felt left out >.>
UndergroundNaziC (10:06:34 PM): *gets squished in middle*
Liaowned (10:06:35 PM): OH SNAP!
UndergroundNaziC (10:06:35 PM): Ack
ZeroVeeExx (10:06:39 PM): ACK!
Liaowned (10:06:43 PM): Felt can be spelt with Left!
Liaowned (10:06:49 PM): OMIGOSH!
ZeroVeeExx (10:06:50 PM): *lets go of Gunny*
Liaowned (10:06:54 PM): Im amazing...
UndergroundNaziC (10:06:59 PM): *falls into Liao's arms*
UndergroundNaziC (10:07:01 PM): Oh my~
ZeroVeeExx (10:07:03 PM): D:
Liaowned (10:07:05 PM): *caresses*
Liaowned (10:07:16 PM): Ah it is you, Mr.Hosaka...
Liaowned (10:07:22 PM): Here to foil my evil plans...
UndergroundNaziC (10:07:24 PM): *blinks*
Liaowned (10:07:27 PM): Shh
Liaowned (10:07:33 PM): your my generic evil pet...
Liaowned (10:07:49 PM): The one I stroke while explaining my evil plot, etc, etc.
UndergroundNaziC (10:07:57 PM): Mrow?
ZeroVeeExx (10:07:57 PM): Face it, Dr. Bishie.
ZeroVeeExx (10:08:05 PM): Your plan will fail
ZeroVeeExx (10:08:19 PM): Do you really expect me to talk?
Liaowned (10:08:29 PM): No, Mr.Hosaka...
Liaowned (10:08:32 PM): I expect you to die.

OH NOES!

ZeroVeeExx (7:14:47 PM): UIF~~~!

What does this mean?

UndergroundNaziC (4:14:41 PM): I'm bored.
ZeroVeeExx (4:14:52 PM): Sex?
UndergroundNaziC (4:14:55 PM): Sure

This is our relationship, basically.

Augenstain (23:46:23): Crocty x Zero, then?
Croccty (23:46:24): YES

LoveandGuns
ArashiKumomura (9:32:08 PM): Crocty, if you were a zombie, would you eat your best friend?
Croccty (9:32:25 PM): Sure.
Croccty (9:32:32 PM): Then I'd pleasure Dragon's zombie fetish. ;3

WAIT.
I GOT IT

I didn't mean fetish as in sexual fetish, I just meant that she likes zombies, so I'd walk up to her, say ''LolI'mazombie'' then walk away.

:D?

ArashiKumomura (7:22:16 PM): so... whatcha get, Zero?
UndergroundNaziC (7:22:24 PM): Bananas
UndergroundNaziC (7:22:26 PM): And cream
ZeroVeeExx (7:22:27 PM): Just a snack thing for my dad.

He went to the store.. and yeah.

crocty

LoveandGuns
ArashiKumomura (9:32:08 PM): Crocty, if you were a zombie, would you eat your best friend?
Croccty (9:32:25 PM): Sure.
Croccty (9:32:32 PM): Then I'd pleasure Dragon's zombie fetish. ;3

WAIT.
I GOT IT

I didn't mean fetish as in sexual fetish, I just meant that she likes zombies, so I'd walk up to her, say ''LolI'mazombie'' then walk away.

:D?

Sorry hun, no. :3




notlikelytocare (9:22:32 PM): im hotter
Croccty (9:22:33 PM): Good point. :O

x3

LOL DCS DOESN'T HAVE AIM ANYMORE.

*sits in a box*

But it's nice when people come to visit me anyway.

At least I can sometimes post around here...
HURF DURF.

crocty
ZeroVeeExx (02:54:50): Question:
ZeroVeeExx (02:55:06): Who here, besides me, has actually had a Tim Hortons doughnut?
DCSlovesAL (02:55:12): Your penis.
DCSlovesAL (02:55:16): HAS HAD ONE.
ZeroVeeExx (02:55:20): .....
DCSlovesAL (02:55:23): OH LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
ZeroVeeExx (02:55:30): DCS, you're being incredibly mean.
Croccty (02:55:38): I love you, DCS. ^_^


Zero fucks doughnuts.

Oh man its mean but yes, I totally loved this one lol! XDDD

DieHardXG2 (04:47:02) has entered the room.
DieHardXG2 (04:47:18): capital d colon
DieHardXG2 (04:47:35): I can't post on the forums!
Croccty (04:47:42): Why not? D:
DieHardXG2 (04:49:20): I keep getting the YOU MUST REACTIVE YOUR ACCOUNT YOU FANTABULOUS HOMOSEXUAL page when I try to post
Croccty (04:49:32): o.o
Croccty (04:49:33): Oh...
DieHardXG2 (04:49:34): and it won't send me a reactivation thingy
Croccty (04:49:37): I think there was a bug...
Croccty (04:49:49): And people's accounts were like...messed up...
DieHardXG2 (04:50:10): D:
DieHardXG2 (04:50:26): but like
DieHardXG2 (04:50:29): I can't fix it
DieHardXG2 (04:50:32): it's being a bi
Croccty (04:50:32): I think there's a thread in the help section about it.
DieHardXG2 (04:50:33): g
DieHardXG2 (04:50:33): mean
DieHardXG2 (04:50:34): jerk
Croccty (04:50:49): Where you can ask to have your account activated
Croccty (04:50:55): Oh...You have to post in the forum to ask...
Croccty (04:51:00): Uhh...I'll do it.
DieHardXG2 (04:54:02): hang on
DieHardXG2 (04:54:04): it only applies
DieHardXG2 (04:54:09): to the kala dan forums for some reason
Croccty (04:54:33): o_o
Croccty (04:54:41): Hold on, I'll see if I can post.
Croccty (04:54:54): Uhhh need something to post
Croccty (04:55:06): ....:\
Croccty (04:55:30): Quick, Ultima, say something funny so I have something to post in the AIM thread!
Croccty (04:55:53): ...HILARIOUS! A LAUGH RIOT!
Croccty (04:55:57): .....
Croccty (04:56:02): ............
Croccty (04:56:16): ......Oh bugger it, I'll just post this. T_T
DieHardXG2 (04:57:48): Perhaps the finest things in life are free... No wait, those are the most expensive things. Sorry about that, everyone.
Croccty (04:57:56): :o
Croccty (04:58:01): Hmmmm
Croccty (04:58:06): Too true.
Croccty (04:58:09): *posts it*

No, we're not Kitty fetishists.

Augenstain: brb walking dogs
UndergroundNaziC: ok
Croccty: Read that wrong! =D_b
UndergroundNaziC: wanking dogs
UndergroundNaziC: xD
Reverse Ages: He's fawking dogs.
Reverse Ages: In the butt.
Croccty: Ewwwwwww
Croccty: Mental image. D8
UndergroundNaziC: WANKING MAH DOG LOLS
Reverse Ages: Lol
Reverse Ages: I lol.
Reverse Ages: 'Cause that'd never work
UndergroundNaziC: ._.
Reverse Ages: My dog has no balls
Reverse Ages: He had nut cancer
Reverse Ages: Lol
Croccty: O-o
UndergroundNaziC: My dog doesn't have ovaries.
Reverse Ages: So they were REMOVED
UndergroundNaziC: Or a penis
Croccty: So...amputation...
Croccty: o.o
Reverse Ages: Balls are removal
UndergroundNaziC: My cat doesn't have balls
Reverse Ages: Not amputation. :P
Reverse Ages: . . .
Reverse Ages: We're talking about animal genitals.
Croccty: Same thing. T.T
Croccty: ...
Croccty: Yes we are
UndergroundNaziC: Poor Kitty doesn't have balls
UndergroundNaziC: :<
UndergroundNaziC: But he has a penis
UndergroundNaziC: TINY LITTLE THING IT IS
Croccty: O_O!
UndergroundNaziC: ...
UndergroundNaziC: I'll shut up
Croccty: I thought you were...
Croccty: Uhh talking about Kitty then.
UndergroundNaziC: xDD
UndergroundNaziC: xDDDDDD
UndergroundNaziC: *falls over*
UndergroundNaziC: HAHAHAHAHA
UndergroundNaziC: *rolls around*
UndergroundNaziC: HAHAHAHAHAHA
UndergroundNaziC: UndergroundNaziC (1:06:45 AM): Poor Kitty doesn't have balls
UndergroundNaziC: BAHAHAHAHA
Croccty: :awesome:

Ahhahahahahaha... One more:

Augenstain: So how've things been going? I haven't really seen you much since TD went down.
Reverse Ages: Me...?
Reverse Ages: Things... suck.
Augenstain: Oh. How come?
Reverse Ages: I haven't slept in abooout a week.
Reverse Ages: And I'm freaking out. :3
Croccty: Hmm...sounds unpleasurable
Reverse Ages: displeasureable*
Reverse Ages: And it is.
Croccty: ...
Croccty: T_T
Reverse Ages: On the plus side, my math teacher is going to teach me to kill lions
Augenstain: Sweet.
Croccty: Sounds undispleasurable
UndergroundNaziC: xD
UndergroundNaziC: lolcrocty
Reverse Ages: No
Reverse Ages: It's going to be awesome
Reverse Ages: See
Reverse Ages: He has the coolest accent ever
Reverse Ages: He's from Africa
Croccty: Ooooh
Reverse Ages: He's like, a 6'3 muscly black man with a shaved head.
Reverse Ages: He's badass.
Croccty: Does he make maths...Fun?
Reverse Ages: Each teacher was introducing what they teach...
Reverse Ages: He said
Reverse Ages: "I am a math teacher."
Reverse Ages: "I am supposed to be teaching you math."
Reverse Ages: "I will *not* be teaching you math."
Reverse Ages: "I will, instead, be teaching you to kill lions."
UndergroundNaziC: o.o
Croccty: OH MY GOD I WANT THIS TEACHER.
Croccty: As my teacher.
Croccty: Nothing else.
Reverse Ages: I KNOW RIGHT?
UndergroundNaziC: O_O
Croccty: ...
UndergroundNaziC: OMG!
Reverse Ages: Lol
Croccty: So...
UndergroundNaziC: AWESOME!
Reverse Ages: Crocty, he's totally your style.
UndergroundNaziC: I WANT YOUR TEACHER!
Croccty: You're learning...how to kill lions instead of maths?
UndergroundNaziC: Well, I'd rather know how to kill a lion than learn maths...
Croccty: I'd rather do anything than learn maths.

OKAY
ONE LAST TIME


DieHardXG2: you know what I hate more than anything else in the world?
Reverse Ages: Vagina?
UndergroundNaziC: Girls?
Croccty: Your small penis?
Reverse Ages: Also, you're gay.

AQuangarang (22:06:09): Wait...a minute...
AQuangarang (22:06:20): My detective skills are doing something...
AQuangarang (22:06:27): :O

I find this quote to be humorous in context. As I refuse to post the things before and after it, it's out of context. And therefore, only funny to me, and anyone who cares to remember.

:awesome:

Croccty (7:10:33 PM): I can't swim.




I did not know this. But I am not surprised.

Arashi_san
Croccty (7:10:33 PM): I can't swim.




I did not know this. But I am not surprised.

I could probably swim if I wanted...
But I wouldn't be winning any gold medals soon...

Or silvers...or bronze...or tin, or shit.

I'd come worse than last in the olympics.

Okay, guys, something insane happened to me earlier today...

TIME PARADOX!!!

DieHardXG2 (3:50:21 PM): he says I'm a liar
DieHardXG2 (3:50:35 PM): so I can't really make any promises to you
ArashiKumomura (3:50:05 PM): alrighty then!
DieHardXG2 (3:50:56 PM): also, what's going on with you?
ArashiKumomura (3:50:22 PM): nothing at the moment.
ArashiKumomura (3:50:31 PM): I think we've reached a time paradox, though

DieHardXG2 (18:00:30): it's not like
DieHardXG2 (18:00:31): letting me post
DieHardXG2 (18:00:34): on the kaladan forums
DieHardXG2 (18:00:35): D:
LDragonCat (18:00:36): D:
AQuangarang (18:00:39): D:
Liaowned (18:00:39): =D

Ultima asked me to save part of a chat. Hmmmmm... could it have been this?

ArashiKumomura (1:06:11 AM): I simply requested a paramedial incision through the gestatory cranium!
ArashiKumomura (1:06:49 AM): It may be too late to save him! You know how delicate a procedure this is!
DieHardXG2 (1:06:52 AM): I'm to lazy to do brain surgery
ArashiKumomura (1:07:10 AM): The lesion is rapidly growing!
ArashiKumomura (1:07:15 AM): We must do it now!
ArashiKumomura (1:07:41 AM): Even if you are on your psp, I expect precision and extreme finesse!
DieHardXG2 (1:07:55 AM): I believe you are looking at the wrong part
ArashiKumomura (1:08:11 AM): Now we may have to conduct a restorative medullary affixation procedure.
DieHardXG2 (1:08:17 AM): This is a penis...
ArashiKumomura (1:08:27 AM): The cervical chord has already began deviating from the dura mater of the meninx.
ArashiKumomura (1:08:47 AM): It's going to EXPLOOOOOOOOOODE!!!
ArashiKumomura (1:09:09 AM): *horse penis explodes*
DieHardXG2 (1:09:32 AM): D:
ArashiKumomura (1:10:06 AM): we're... too late.
DieHardXG2 (1:10:32 AM): *maeks a secks with the young female nurse*
ArashiKumomura (1:10:52 AM): ummmm... that's my brother
DieHardXG2 (1:11:19 AM): D:>
ArashiKumomura (1:11:37 AM): *a chunk of horse penis falls to the floor*

kaminekosamaivy@hotmail.com (2:41:57 PM): Hey guys does it smell like cloripho- *Thud*
HeroFlorez (2:41:58 PM): O.o?
AQuangarang (2:42:32 PM): What's cloripho? Never heard of tha-- *Thud*
ZeroVeeExx (2:42:52 PM): Why is everyone going thu- *thud*
HeroFlorez (2:43:30 PM): I think the thud is *thud*.





HeroFlorez (17:49:05): That one guy trying to hit on Jubilee callin' her a Mutie Cutie....
LDragonCat (17:49:13): =O
AQuangarang (17:49:27): That's not how you charm a woman.
AQuangarang (17:49:38): Or, so I heard.
LDragonCat (17:49:48): Would you like to properly demonstrate the correct way, twin?
AQuangarang (17:49:54): Erm...I'll try.
AQuangarang (17:49:56): <3
kitty17X (17:49:59): <3
LDragonCat (17:50:00): =O <3
kaminekosamaivy@hotmail.com (17:50:04): <3
HeroFlorez (17:50:08): Oooh!
AQuangarang (17:50:10): Still got it.
kaminekosamaivy@hotmail.com (17:50:11): Hmn?
LDragonCat (17:50:14): Aqua is successful!
HeroFlorez (17:50:19): Lemme try.
AQuangarang (17:51:22): THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
kitty17X (17:51:32): me too D:
LDragonCat (17:51:35): HERO, STOP KILLING AQUA AND KITTY
kaminekosamaivy@hotmail.com (17:51:51): Nooooooooooooooooooo! KITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY! AQUAAAAAAAAA!
HeroFlorez (17:51:54): Madamoiselle. It pains me to detract your attention away from your own buisness, but I's afraid I cannot go a moment longer without noting your immense radiance, your epic beauty, your ju no se qua that leaves me breathless.
AQuangarang (17:52:02): <3
LDragonCat (17:52:02): :o
LDragonCat (17:52:05): lolAqua
kitty17X (17:52:06): lolaqua
LDragonCat (17:52:09): x3
kaminekosamaivy@hotmail.com (17:52:12): <3333333333333333333
HeroFlorez (17:52:13): ~.~;
AQuangarang (17:52:19): He said my beauty was epic!
LDragonCat (17:52:24): How sweet!
HeroFlorez (17:52:28): Aqua...wow....
AQuangarang (17:52:31): Who *wouldn't* swoon after hearing that?
HeroFlorez (17:52:32): That misfired.

AQuangarang (22:04:23): >_>
AQuangarang (22:04:25): <_<
AQuangarang (22:04:29): ^___________^

Croccty (2:40:26 PM): NLTC is the new Liao. When he enters, Zero leaves. =D
kitty17X (2:40:38 PM): lol
notlikelytocare (2:40:40 PM): actually, I did that to him BEFORE Liao
notlikelytocare (2:40:56 PM): he just HATES me
Croccty (2:40:57 PM): Oh...
notlikelytocare (2:41:08 PM): poor little boy is all lost in emotion...
notlikelytocare (2:41:22 PM): cant admit he's sexually attracted to me...
notlikelytocare (2:41:29 PM): so he runs
notlikelytocare (2:41:33 PM): far, far away
notlikelytocare (2:41:42 PM): like a leaf fluttering on the breeze
notlikelytocare (2:41:51 PM): Zero-kun~
notlikelytocare (2:41:56 PM): ...wate, scratch that
notlikelytocare (2:42:00 PM): Fuck that fag
Croccty (2:42:00 PM): O.o

AQuangarang (7:03:45 PM): Sorry, I usually don't play the straight man.
ZeroVeeExx (7:03:52 PM): You mean you're gay?
AQuangarang (7:03:55 PM): Shut up.

Don't act like you didn't lol because you know you did.