Harkovast is awesome!
There, I said it!
I mean seriously, it is freaking fantastic.
At one point, someone gets punched in the top of their head so hard that their head explodes!
Literally explodes.
An eye ball flies out!
And if that wasn't good enough, the one getting punched in a talking wolf guy, and the puncher is lizard girl who is a nun!
If you need more then that, then I pity you, for you will never find happiness!
For the rest of you.....read some HARKOVAST!
going away - Hey Everyone Look What I Did!
[PLUG} HARKOVAST IS AWESOME!
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ifelldownthestairs
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I am not a paid actor, I am a real person who has read Harkovast.
And it is fantastic! The twists, the turns, the delicious fantasy!
And best of all, no nig-
-THIS TESTIMONIAL HAS BEEN REMOVED-
And it is fantastic! The twists, the turns, the delicious fantasy!
And best of all, no nig-
-THIS TESTIMONIAL HAS BEEN REMOVED-
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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I Am The 1337 Master
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...you so deserve that award, hark. ...
It is pretty good though...
It is pretty good though...
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harkovast
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Pretty good? I cant understand what that means.
I only understand COMPLETELY FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!
I only understand COMPLETELY FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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gullas
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harkovast
Harkovast is awesome!
There, I said it!
I mean seriously, it is freaking fantastic.
At one point, someone gets punched in the top of their head so hard that their head explodes!
Literally explodes.
An eye ball flies out!
And if that wasn't good enough, the one getting punched in a talking wolf guy, and the puncher is lizard girl who is a nun!
If you need more then that, then I pity you, for you will never find happiness!
For the rest of you.....read some HARKOVAST!
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harkovast
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If Chuck Norris likes it, who the hell are you to disagree?
The Ass whupping train is leaving the station and its next stop is YOUR FACE!
I dont entirely know what that means, but the key point is to read Harkovast!
The Ass whupping train is leaving the station and its next stop is YOUR FACE!
I dont entirely know what that means, but the key point is to read Harkovast!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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ParkerFarker
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Harkovast is sex.
"We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun." - Blackadder
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Evil_Hare
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The one true God that the Heretic in Harkovast tells everyone about...
is JAKE THE EVIL HARE!
Serious, folks, it's that splendifrious!
is JAKE THE EVIL HARE!
Serious, folks, it's that splendifrious!
http://www.jaketheevilhare.com
http://www.drunkduck.com/Jake_the_Evil_Hare
http://www.drunkduck.com/Darkfell
http://www.drunkduck.com/Jake_the_Evil_Hare
http://www.drunkduck.com/Darkfell
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Legend Comics
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Alright, already! I'm finally reading Harkovast and you have a point. It's freakin brilliant.
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harkovast
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See?
I'm not just whistling dixie here!
I'm not just whistling dixie here!
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I Am The 1337 Master
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harkovast
Pretty good? I cant understand what that means.
I only understand COMPLETELY FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!
Okay, but you asked for it...
IT IS FREAKING AMAZING! THE WHOLE GODDANG THING MAKES CHUCK NORRIS ... UM SOMETHING! AND ANYONE WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF IT IS A N00B AND...UM AWESOME!!!
How was that...?
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harkovast
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Leet Master, now you are getting it!
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Hunchdebunch
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If I advertise like this, will loads of people read my comics? lol
Anyway, Harkovast is amazing! :D
Anyway, Harkovast is amazing! :D
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harkovast
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Hunchdebunch, well a cynical man woudl tell you that everyone who has posted here already reads my comic, so it isn't really having any noticiable effect...
But cynical isn't AWESOME TO THE MAX!!!!
And people who read Harkovast, always do things to the max!
Reading Harkovast is like having someone scoops out your brain and replace is with a glowing lump of solid fantastic that gives you super powers.
Only bigger.
It's just that good!
But cynical isn't AWESOME TO THE MAX!!!!
And people who read Harkovast, always do things to the max!
Reading Harkovast is like having someone scoops out your brain and replace is with a glowing lump of solid fantastic that gives you super powers.
Only bigger.
It's just that good!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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I Am The 1337 Master
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Or we just turn into cats...
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harkovast
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Yeah, turning into cats works too.
We'll be landing on our feet to the max!
We'll be landing on our feet to the max!
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I Am The 1337 Master
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Or being run down in the street every 5 minutes. Oh wait. That already happens when we're humans. :P
At least we would get to have hairballs because I've always wanted-oh wait...that would suck too...could we turn into something else, like pillagers?
At least we would get to have hairballs because I've always wanted-oh wait...that would suck too...could we turn into something else, like pillagers?
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Pirka
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Why not pillaging cats? Cats are allowed to do anything they want because they have the respect of Earth's most powerful people. And old ladies.
~ Pirka
~ Pirka
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harkovast
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I think we are straying away from the key point here, which is of course that Harkovast IS FREAKING AWESOME AND BLOWS MY MIND!
One time Chuck Norris, John Wayne, Mr T and Barrack Obama were dropped into a jungle with a ton of machine guns to fight and army of cyborg communist space invaders....and that was not even HALF as awesome as Harkovast!!!
One time Chuck Norris, John Wayne, Mr T and Barrack Obama were dropped into a jungle with a ton of machine guns to fight and army of cyborg communist space invaders....and that was not even HALF as awesome as Harkovast!!!
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ERasER
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harkovast
One time Chuck Norris, John Wayne, Mr T and Barrack Obama were dropped into a jungle with a ton of machine guns to fight and army of cyborg communist space invaders....
Whoa whoa whoa....When the hell did this happen!?
and as for Harkovast it has just been approved by the federation of kicking ass
BackSeat Gamers
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harkovast
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If the federation hadn't approved Harkovast...THEY WOULD HAVE GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED!
(Yes, Harkovast is so awesome that it could kick the ass of the federation of kicking ass! So don't mess!)
(Yes, Harkovast is so awesome that it could kick the ass of the federation of kicking ass! So don't mess!)
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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3D Glasses
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I wholeheartedly recommend Harkovast!
Before discovering this strip, my life was a void. Empty, nothing. I withered away.
Now, my life is full of love, life and purple swords that appear from nowhere!
Harkovast changed my life, forever.
So go read it jerks!
;)
Before discovering this strip, my life was a void. Empty, nothing. I withered away.
Now, my life is full of love, life and purple swords that appear from nowhere!
Harkovast changed my life, forever.
So go read it jerks!
;)
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harkovast
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Yet more powerful testimonials!
Truer words have rarely been spoken, people who don't read Harkovast are indeed jerks, with a indolent manner and slack attitude!
Unjerkify yourself!
Read Harkovast today!
Truer words have rarely been spoken, people who don't read Harkovast are indeed jerks, with a indolent manner and slack attitude!
Unjerkify yourself!
Read Harkovast today!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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I Am The 1337 Master
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3d glasses if
you mean it
made you
stay up reading
the entire
comic untill
you caught up
:P
If only I had the time to let that happen. (admits he hasn't read the ENTIRE thing yet. :( )
you mean it
made you
stay up reading
the entire
comic untill
you caught up
:P
If only I had the time to let that happen. (admits he hasn't read the ENTIRE thing yet. :( )
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harkovast
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LEET master then you have more awesome to come! You should consider yourself lucky!
Also, I am running the ultimate Harko-quiz part 2 at the minute.
The winner will get fan art from me and Mrs Vast AND we will actually post it to you, so you get the original version as well as the snazzy computer enhanced version!
I have made it incredibly difficult, but remember it is that difficult for everyone, so even if you only know a few answers, give it a go!
Right now if someone can get 3 questions right they will be in the lead!
Click here for the questions-
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=51557&cid=4258&comic_id=31674
Also, I am running the ultimate Harko-quiz part 2 at the minute.
The winner will get fan art from me and Mrs Vast AND we will actually post it to you, so you get the original version as well as the snazzy computer enhanced version!
I have made it incredibly difficult, but remember it is that difficult for everyone, so even if you only know a few answers, give it a go!
Right now if someone can get 3 questions right they will be in the lead!
Click here for the questions-
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=51557&cid=4258&comic_id=31674
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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harkovast
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Harkovast is so awesome that it just updated! KAPOW!
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