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[PLUG, CRIT, W/E] Die Hard Laughing and Let's Talk Business
SAH at 8:05AM, Jan. 26, 2008
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Die Hard Laughing is about...nothing, really. It's basically a lot of random comics with little or no relation to each other. There's only one recurring character: David, a stick figure, who shows up every now and then just for the heck of it. I, personally, think it's funny, but I'll let you decide for yourself. It's sort of a Far Side kind of thing, except the jokes tend to just be random and unrelated as apposed to Larson frequently talking about wildlife. I have tremendious respect for him as a cartoonist and envirementalist, and ripping him off was the last thing I had on my mind while writing this. Rated "E", although one comic features a gory depiction of someone having just strangled a cat (I later found out that this was interpreted more as offensive than funny, and since then there has been no violence.)

Let's Talk Business , on the other hand, has earned its M rating. It follows the misadventures of Edmond Sigmond, the hotheaded moral-less manager of a nonspecific devision of the ficticius Simple-Truth Advertising Company. His best friend is Satan, he has no trust for his daughter (possibly out of rememberence of his wild teenage years), he attempted to kill his father to gain access to his vast fortune, and is somehow on reasonible terms with most of his "underlings"--specifically; the smug, big headed "marketing guy"; accountant Bob; and his somewhat-evil medical doctor and head of the "aggressive marketing (aka "mad science" ) devision. I've run a little wild with this one--dirty language (but only when I think it's funny), gory scenes, and one storyline focused entirely on rape (appropreatly titled "WTF?" ). Overall, I think its funny, and the list above only applies to a small sampling of comics.

Try some out and tell me what you think.
At the Dumb Guys Convention (from Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis)
Dumb Guy 1: Okay, who wants to play jump off the fifth foot balcony into the swimming pool?
Dumb Guy 2: Oh! Oh! I do! jumps off the balcony
SPLAT!
Dumb Guy 3: This would work SO much better with a swimming pool.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
SAH at 2:14PM, March 6, 2008
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Please, please, please...someone check this out! I would very much appreciate it. Is there a specific reason no one is reading this? Any critisms? Please tell me!
At the Dumb Guys Convention (from Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis)
Dumb Guy 1: Okay, who wants to play jump off the fifth foot balcony into the swimming pool?
Dumb Guy 2: Oh! Oh! I do! jumps off the balcony
SPLAT!
Dumb Guy 3: This would work SO much better with a swimming pool.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM

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