marine
I don't think anyone mentioned ninjas or nazis yet.

Except you - just then - obviously.

;)

ninjas are overrated. plus if you brought in pirates, they'd kill the ninjas like THAT. (where's a ninja gonna hide on a boat, huh??) but then the pirates would probably be killed by the zombies, if they're still around. if not, then either the robos or the aliens would get them.

but nazis, however, may just be evil enough to win. O_o

Pirates can't be killed by zombies. Haven't you watched Pirates of the Caribbean?

oops, my bad. forgot about that. then it'd probably be the aliens, unless the robots can swim.

mlai
Pirates can't be killed by zombies. Haven't you watched Pirates of the Caribbean?

And if the pirate gets bitten it'll gain supernatural powers.

Slow painful death is not my style. I prefer to have the world destroyed in this style:


Well, it wiped out the dinasaurs, it could wipe us out anytime. Or atomic bomb could be good too.

I bet the Rabbits are all plotting against us.

the secret threat.

It is the Cotton Tail of Devastation.

shaneronzio
I bet the Rabbits are all plotting against us.

the secret threat.

It is the Cotton Tail of Devastation.

I thought all the rabbits had been replaced with synthetic skin ...

Oh, sorry - wrong thread!
;)

mlai
Pirates can't be killed by zombies. Haven't you watched Pirates of the Caribbean?

Lesbian Ninja Zombie Rabbit Mutant Pirate Teen Age Robots from Outer Space.

shaneronzio
Lesbian Ninja Zombie Rabbit Mutant Pirate Teen Age Robots from Outer Space.

How can teenagers be mutants? That doesn't make any sense.

mlai

shaneronzio
Lesbian Ninja Zombie Rabbit Mutant Pirate Teen Age Robots from Outer Space.

How can teenagers be mutants? That doesn't make any sense.

Mutants are born with their mutations, so technically, even a baby can be a mutant. YAY BIOLOGY!

mlai

shaneronzio
Lesbian Ninja Zombie Rabbit Mutant Pirate Teen Age Robots from Outer Space.

How can teenagers be mutants? That doesn't make any sense.

Because they are from Outer Space.

shaneronzio

mlai

shaneronzio
Lesbian Ninja Zombie Rabbit Mutant Pirate Teen Age Robots from Outer Space.

How can teenagers be mutants? That doesn't make any sense.

Because they are from Outer Space.

Oh ****, I missed something so obvious.

DAMMIT!!!

...Pinjas aren't a choice. Fine. I'll go with a Zralien. Original, isn't it?

:P

I think as the current question goes, the robots would win. However it depends on their specs and power supply. A sure fire winner vs all of these threats, and maybe all three of them combined are a battalion or two of seasoned space marines.

Or of course the Daleks.

Alien/Robot/Zombie/Pirates would kill us all.

GOD_OF_DEATH
Alien/Robot/Zombie/Pirates would kill us all.

only if they are teenagers

Pfffft! If they really wanted to win then the aliens would take the prize. This is assuming our current level of technology when the zombies rose, the robots grew an attitude, and the aliens got covetous.

The reason is that the aliens would simply order their perfectly tamed and totally under control super computer systems to gain total control of the rogue robots, which would then be ordered to destroy the zombies.

The only way this could possibly fail is if the hostile aliens were set up to make decisions and implement plans by committee decision. In that case, all bets are off.