Lets meet the latest cooks (red means they've been eliminated, green means they're on the chopping block but not yet gone, blue means "Joseph is a retard and will probably be some insane bonus elimination):
Amanda Davenport - Amanda had the great idea to put the main course back into the freezer, making it impossible to use. She has a bright future in Hell's Kitchen. Although she cant possibly live this down, she's yet to be eliminated, and for the most part is a decent chef.
Andy Husbands - Andy is like some bastard cross between Kevin and Van, both speaking out yet remaining reserved. He too fucks up very little, and will probably make it to later rounds.
Ariel Contreras - Ariel has yet to do anything to really stand out, nor is she the red team's greatest member.
Dave Levey - Dave despite his laid back attitude seems to know what he's doing. Despite minor errors (and apparently hurting himself later on), he's got a good chance of making it far.
Joseph Tinnelly - You can tell he served in the Marines, cause he "Aint no ones bitch". The last episode was a cliff hanger where Joseph was apparently going to start a round of fisticuffs with Ramsay.
Kevin Cottle - Kevin (or "baldy" cause I suck at names) seems to be the only one who really knows wha he's doing. He rarely speaks out against fellow cooks, but seems to be more focused on winning the game for himself.
Louie - Already eliminated for being a massive fuck up, and the only moron to serve biscuts and gravey to Ramsay. IT TASTES LIKE MUCK YOU COW!
Lovely - The fact that Lovely has even made it this far is astounding. She seems high all the time, and likes to just dissapear from the line for 45 minutes without telling anyone.
Melinda Meaney - Former CILF, until she was voted off the show for... well just take a look:
Sabrina Gresset - This girl has yet to really stand out, at least to me. She's a chef or something and I guess she cooks but whatever I dont see how important that is to this show :V
Suzanne Schlicht - Suzanne seems hellbent on getting things right, throwing her sassy attitude around like it's no ones business. Although she isnt that bad, and for the most part fucks up less than everyone else on her team.
Tek Moore - Tek is a CILF. Thats a Chef I'd Like to Fuck.
Tennille Middleton - Although not a total disater, her name reminds me of Captain and Tennille.
Tony D'Alessandro - I'm pretty sure that Gay Tony is gay. This is just a hunch.
Van Hurd- I like to call Van "Meathead", since he about sums up that word. A complete hick who is eager to fight anyone with an opposing viewpoint, he can however make some great dishes and will probably be around for a while
(I'll update with photos for them later)
RECAP___________________________________________________________________________________
The season has already become and Louie gets kicked off mid-dinner for just being a massive waste of time, later followed by Melinda during a formal elimination. Apparently she thinks it ok to dump a mountain of noodles into the trash and expect Ramsay to never find out. She was frozen the rest of the night like deer in headlights.
Robert, a chef who had to leave Hell's Kitchen mid-season due to heart complications, was invited back by Ramsay to fill in on the red (womens) team. This helped make up for the bonus elimination of Louie.
The next night was even more insane, resulting in a shouting match between JP and Van, and also resulting in the phrase "Vantastic!" Both teams were such failures during the second night that Ramsay descided to replace both teams with actual donkies, making the above list pointless.
Ok well he actually didnt do that (as rad as it would be). Instead he chose that two eliminations would take place, asking both teams to submit their picks. Van was nominated only briefly before showing off his attitude and making his team back down. Andy and Gay Tony were put up for the blue team, but the elimination process was cut short thanks to Joseph (a former marine).
Joseph's reply to Ramsay when asked to annouce the two nominations and why was "they know who they are and what they did." Ramsay had to coach Joseph through this several times until Joseph threw off his coat and got in Ramsay's face, shouting "I AINT NO BITCH LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE."
Apparently in the next episode Hell's Kitchen blows up or gets sucked into some of of vortex, as the fire department is called in (and by fire department I mean more fire trucks in one place than I've ever seen since 9/11). Maybe terrorists are attacking Hell's Kitchen or something, I dunno.
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