Mine was a couple of weeks ago... This guy came in the batroom, I guess to purge, becuase he puked all over the trash can. Only he kinda missed the trash can and hit me..... What's your: Worst Bathroom Experience?

One that involves vomit and alcohol. Lots of both.

Not sure if this is supposed to be here..................................

If it is, it was when I had to use this toilet that was covering in bugs, pitch black, and stunk like hell.

Bleh!

crocty
Not sure if this is supposed to be here..................................

If it is, it was when I had to use this toilet that was covering in bugs, pitch black, and stunk like hell.

Bleh!

Oh! I've been in a batroom like that in OHIO! I was sick that day and it only made it worse. Plus there wasn't any soap.... Or running water...

SourceX
One that involves vomit and alcohol. Lots of both.

Deja vu

This is more strange than worst, but I was in Rome out on the streets when I came across a public bathroom. I had to pay a buck to get in and use it, and it was horribly tore up. Dirt (I hope), filth and trash everywhere. I didn't want to use it anymore and they got me to pay for it!

When shit spilled all over and I was so pissed I had to clean up my own shit.

kyupol
When shit spilled all over and I was so pissed I had to clean up my own shit.

Oh CRAP!

Not noticing that I had a boner and getting piss in my face...

... I was four.

I was sick and throwing up in the toilet, my little sister came in and threw up on me which made me throw up some more :cry:

I wasn't feeling well as it was, and on top of that, I was shitting every ten minutes. Yeah, I was blowing mud as it were...or rather, my ass was constantly throwing up.

Thinking I'm feeling better, I decide to to go the movies with my friends. Well, before the movie even started, I felt the seismic activity start in my intestines, so I ran to the bathroom.

Just about every man can agree, when we have to shit, we know preciesly when it's about to happen. So, I run into the only open stall, thanking sweet heaven for the relief about to happen.

As I get my pants undone, I see someone did not flush the last time, and it is piled pretty fucking high. The smell is making me gag really, really bad, so I kick the flusher while trying to completely cover the toilet seat with toilet paper and toilet "condoms".

As I'm spinning around to plop myself down, on the verge of throwing up from the smell of the place, I look down by the door and see vomit all over the place. Yep...someone threw up to the right of the door that I'm now facing. The worst part of it all? It was thick, yellow, chunky, and the fumes penetrated the smell of the restroom. It smelled like someone shit in a throw up factory.

So now it's about to come out both ends. I'm holding it in as much as possible, finish up my squat, and then turn around, while flushing, and throw up all over the toilet. I wipe my mouth and kind of rush out to the sink. I guess it was so loud in there no one heard me throw up, because the next person came rushing into that stall and he jumped back so fast, he nearly got a look at my face as I ran out of the men's room.

one of my cotenants someway managed to break the toilet brush inside the toilet while the flusher was running... as a result, the wc has been filled with sh*t until the plumber finally fixed it (three days later)

Stain
Not noticing that I had a boner and getting piss in my face...

... I was four.

How did you get a boner when you were only four years old?

I was about six or seven years old and our class took a field trip to an Amish folk festival. By the time the bus got there I really had to take a crap, so I ran into the bathroom. Unfortunately I didn't notice until it was too late that they didn't have any toilet paper in the stalls at all. It was cold outside and I had gleaming white mittens on. ...Can you guess what I used for toilet paper...? I wasn't really a smart kid, and I didn't think about throwing away the mittens after the fact, so I walked around for the rest of the day with sh*t-smelling poo-stained mittens on my hands. WOOOO!!! lol!