What?

I followed this ad from a webcomic thinking it was a joke ad for another webcomic.


It wasn't a joke ad.

Someone
Our flagship product! One bottle, containing around a 30 day supply of our un-patented penis reduction placebos, with a bright label giving the correct dosages, warnings, and other necessary information. Our company name and "Penis Reduction Pills" appear prominently and should be easily visible to most folks.

We ship this to you in our deluxe 8" x 8" x 8" box, which has our logo displayed on all six exterior surfaces in at least 36 pt type.

This is the dumbest product ever.

Ha!

They say necessity is the mother of invention.
I guess sometimes it's necessary to convince people yer wang is just too big!

the problem with the internet is that there's a large enough cross-section of people that ANYTHING is a viable business strategy done right.

i could sell "Nazi training manuals" and make a mint if i wanted.

It would be much more satisfying if the following tiny print was included at the bottom of the bottle.

-Every third pill in this product, in fact, contained penis annihilating chemicals. Now, what did we learn?-

Heh. I saw this ad ages ago and though this was hilarious.

This stuff is not to be taken seriously. It's a gag/novelty item meant to satire the penis enlargement pills. Penis enlargement products do not work and only desperate men conscious about their frail manhood go for that stuff. Naturally, if a lady friend discovers his stash, you can bet your sweet ass that she's not gonna be imagining grand things, residing below his belt.

The idea between this thing is to create the opposite effect: Buy pills that don't work but leave a lasting impression on those who raid your medicine cabinet.

I guess I must have that type of humor to appreciate this product.

i think it would make a great gift ! or even better if it said " extra strength penis enlargement pills" in huge letters all over the box.

"Yeah, sure. I'd love to purchase this product..." is what I'd be saying on OPPOSITE DAY.

Heh.

Penis Restraint Medication would have been funnier.

As if your genitalia were somehow... out of control.

As for the thing this is a parody off- enlargement, whatever.
I remember a skit from A Bit Of Fry and Laurie.
-This guy was informed by a doctor that he'd lost his penis. The guy thought it was a tragedy and asked how he could ever cope. The doctor tells him all he needs is a large gun, a camouflage coat, a savage dog and a big truck, since that seems an adequate substitute for most people. :)

Wow, it happened - people's wangs became so big they need to be reduced ^^

The old trouser-tentacle needs trimming?

ozoneocean
The old trouser-tentacle needs trimming?

"trimming" is perhaps one of the worst possible terms you could use in this context, falling just a bit behind "grating" and slightly above "snipping".