Okay you, spider man, Deadpool , and daredevil wake up in arkham asylum for unknown reasons. You are wearing a batman costume you can't get off for some odd reason. The joker has locked you four inside until Friday the day is Monday, how would you survive? Also every 15 minutes a major enemy of batman is set free. What would you do? (Be as creative as you can :D)

{Ex. An hour passes, Bane cell or whatever he's in opens}

Not being able to get off while wearing a Batman costume is pretty odd, I thought that worked for everyone.

;)

I'd use my 'Bat-man suit remover spray' take off the costume and swap with spiderman - It's pretty obvious in Arkam Asylum that all the bad guys are going to be gunning for batman - best to not be him for a while

Why do I have to do anything? Daredevil would be in charge, I'd just listen to him.

Sounds like superhero orgy funtime to me. They would work out that I'm not Batman due his legendary lack of prowess, but they would be too full of steaming Bat-Custard to care.

I like the swapping suits with spidey idea.

But I think since I am surrounded by comic book people, I am clearly in a comic book, and if I know comic books (and I do) the plot twist here is obvious.

I would go out and beat the crap out of all batmans enemies one after another.
How? because it turns out I really am Batman, I just had my memory wiped somehow.
I cant take off the suit due to a psychological block that means I wont take it off in front of people (cause I'm Batman).

There ya go!

harkovast
But I think since I am surrounded by comic book people, I am clearly in a comic book, and if I know comic books (and I do) the plot twist here is obvious.

I would go out and beat the crap out of all batmans enemies one after another.
How? because it turns out I really am Batman, I just had my memory wiped somehow.
I cant take off the suit due to a psychological block that means I wont take it off in front of people (cause I'm Batman).

There ya go!

Damn, why didn't I think of that!

Is it the Daniel Way Deadpool or classic Deadpool? If it the Way version I'd kill the hell out of that guy with my utility belt 'cause that guy is $#&@ing annoying and you know what? Spiderman and Daredevil would probably help after being locked in with him for more then 30 minutes. I'd cut that friggin' tripple narration right out of him!

After they see me eat Deadpool most of the rouge would probably figure I'm one of those crazy batman zombies or a robots or whomever is pretending to be Batman that week and leave me the heck alone.

^ me and fuzzy Deadpool are with the Emperor.

Seriously, the only good Deadpool coming out is drawn by Liefeld, and that's because Joe Kelly is on the writing. Actually, I think it would be better for all involved if we teamed up and went after the hacks responsible for Dark Reign Deadpool and Merc with a Mouth, because if it's classic Deadpool he'll have comic awareness and if we're judging that he's the good ol' Dp that we left off with in Cable and Deadpool then he can just teleport us out of there. Or at least pull something like a BFG out of his magic satchel to blast a hole into the walls.
If we're assuming it's Dark Reign/MWAM Deadpool, then he's a useless incompetent turd and despite wearing a Batsuit he'll probably hit on me being that I'm female,
since Way's version can't seem to function properly around women. Maybe not though, since I don't have jugs the size of basketballs. Anyway, the sooner we're off with his head the better, and really he oughta be no challenge since he can't pull up his boots without blowing his own foot off.

I guess a lot hinges on whether it's "the" batsuit or "a" batsuit. That's an important distinction! If it's just a costume, I think I'm gonna sit this one out and let the heroes do the work!
Ah, Daredevil will probably provide us with a long winded monologue the whole time and Spidey will probably just roll his eyes at us and web up whoever wanders into sight. I dunno, Arkham seems like a pretty easy place to escape from ^_^

Well if Spiderman, Daredevil and Deadpool are in the same room... I'm pretty much covered. And since I don't look or sound like batman the villians would most likely go for them.

Not to mention that if I'm not Batman, that the REAL one will probably turn up too.

And since I'm not one for waiting on everybody else to save me without contributing, I'll batter the weaker ones like the alien cacti from the silver age.

skoolmunkee
Not being able to get off while wearing a Batman costume is pretty odd, I thought that worked for everyone.

;)

It's the ears, right? Chicks dig the ears!
;-)

DAJB
It's the ears, right? Chicks dig the ears!
;-)

Batman doesn't know the power of his latex sculpted abbs, nipples and groin bulge. :)

I'd be on the lookout for catwoman. The other guys can handle whatever... Meanwhile, I wouldn't be taking off all of the outfit, just one part, when I found catwoman. ^_^

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Oh, and then there would be a big farce chase sequence when the others realised what was going on. Benny Hill chase music would be blaring loudly as we all ran in single file in varying states of undress.-random women in lingerie or bikinis would join this chase every now and again for some reason.

I'd hunt down the Scarecrow and beat the hell out of him.