I trash-talk something awful when playing multiplayer games. You'd think you couldn't sledge someone while playing Wii Golf, but...hey, turns out I was wrong.

Also, I've recently taken to yelling "BAM, BEEYOTCH!" every time I land a critical hit in Fire Emblem. It's satisfyin'.

Other random things:
"Oh, you goddamn Viera sonofavitch!" - FF Tactics Advance
"Argh! A pox on every one of you g-d jelly b-tards!" - Equinox
"Mumbo Jumbo, motherf-er!" - Banjo Pilot

I make a lot of them but here's the ones I can remember. They're all pretty vapid:


"This level makes my eyes bleed." - Atlantica Level, KH I
"Square hates me. I wanna do bad things to puppies now" - Atlantica Level, KH II
"That's one sexy man bra" - Devil May Cry III
"Oh my god, they can count to three!" - Street Fighter III: First Impact
"Why don't you love me, you stupid whore?!" - Beatmania
"Button mash! Button Mash!" - Any Tekken Game (I actually do that too. I'm shameless.)
"No! Tommy's too pretty to go to jail! They'll pass him around like a joint!" - GTA: Vice City.
"I hate this game more than ever before. Let's play again." - DDR
"I see a thong!" - On Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2
"It's times like these I find it hard to ask what jesus would do." - Silent Hill 3
"Where does the penis hang?" - Raw vs. Smackdown
"I bet he could make good porn." On Voldo, Soul Calibur III

In Mario Kart (SNES)... between a friend and I:

1: I'm on your tail mother goose!
2: I read you mother hubbard!

...yeah.

My friend used to yell this out while playing Mario Cart with us:

"Go go INITIAL D SPIRIT!"

"evildoers beware, for I have the mighty brush of death!!! Whahahahahahaha!!" Me, playing okami.

I startled a friend of mine while playing KH2 once. We were talking on the microphone, and it was the scene where Goofy gets bonked on the head and everyone thinks he's died. I commented to my friend, "..Okay, I don't get it. Goofy gets hit on the head all the F#$%ing time, why is this time any different? Why is Mickey flipping out so badly? You'd think of all people to know you can't do brain damage to Goofy, it'd be Mickey."

And a few moments later(OO SPOILERS SORRY) Goofy walks up, everyone's shocked(except me), and Goofy says almost EXACTLY what I'd commented on before; that he gets hit on the head all the time.

At this point, my controller got introduced to the wall at high velocity, and my friend listened to me alternately swear and laugh.

"What the F$%# is wrong with this game that the CHARACTERS are pointing out their own plot holes!!?"~ Weird thing shouted while playing videogame.

Also, the Sims provides a lot of strange material, especially when I make characters based off of my friends.

"Stop kissing me!" "Don't climb into that bed, that's your SON'S bed!" etc.xD

"Button mash! BUTTON MASH!!" - while playing fighting games.
"Yay! I'm not dead! :)" - World of Warcraft

"I'll plunge you, you little diaper wearing FREAK!!!"

Never has a 5-year-old been as annoying a boss as in TNBC: Oogie's. Lock's a little wim, with those stupid skeletons and trying to plunge my head.

Hmmm, off the top of my head,

"GAH! The Virgin Mary hits HARD!" After fighting a cathedral, complete with flying buttresses and a Virgin Mary figure, in Xenosaga II.

"Curse you, Space Pope!" From the same game.

"What the **** DIE ALREADY!" - Fighting bosses in typical side-scrollers or 2D shooting games.

"Are you crazy I ain't goin' in there." - Finding a new section in survival horror games.

"I will crush you!"
"Strong like bull! Strong like bear!"
"Raaaargh!"
- Playing fighting games where I usually pick the "big guy." Typically use Russian accent.

"Need. More. SOULS~!!!" - Any time a character does some power-up animation with lots of flashy FX and arm raised.

"Foolish , you cannot hope to defeat me!"
"Feel my wrath pathetic mortal!"
-Me in pretty much any video game

When it comes to shouting while gaming singaporean gamers are the worst by far

Usually heard phrases include

Fucking Chibai! (chibai would be cunt in chinese)
Feeder!! (usually in hero based games like warcraft)
You fucking snipe me!! (Counter Strike)
Bastard!!

These are usually combined and changed to make harsh and barely understandable sentences that fill the cybercafes with a sad atmosphere indicating a concentration of teenagers who need to get a life.

And trust me, they start young. I've seen 9-10 year olds, way better at counter strike than I could ever hope to be, swearing at the screen and everyone else on their LAN network.

a friend playing Tetris Battle Gaiden on an emulator (man that game would be fun on the DS tho... get on that nintendo)

"Damnit, I only have two balls, I just need one more to really f--- the queen!"

While playin' Mortal Kombat 3 for SNES and Motaro is wailing on me in a corner, "Oh, f*** me in the f***in' ass!" Because he might as well, he's got me where he wants me and it's just more like a rape.

Then there's the time when I am Motaro, by using the codes and stuff, and I'm beating the snot out of my friends, "Welcome to Venus, THIS will be your last meal!"

Got one.

When a boss or mini boss just roared right in my face.
"Two words pal/mate/dude/(Or just nothing.). "Breath" Mint".

And that's all I got.

"Goddamn Cheesetoes".

or "oh snotbuggle"



You say the darndest things when avoiding swearing while parents are listening. :b

"gappa ga ga" while playing 2142

Bart Simpson's classic "Ay, caramba!" whenever the player gets in one hell of a mess.

Brinx
I ussually act out the charecters in games I play...

well, at least I'm not the only person who does that.

"boy, I will come after you like a spider monkey!"
something weird that my brother usually shouts when we play games together.

Damn you, use the fucking stairs on the 30 floor! They are there for a reason, stop depending your systematical, soulless lives going up and down and the elevator!

When play Sim Tower.

Tetris:

Give me a line, give me a line, give me a freaking line, *I NEED TO FILL UP THAT HOLE!!!

(* Mother, Father, and just about everyone and the Pope walk in)

"Lolololololol, woot woot woot!"

"eat this ya f*Cking quido!" GTA: liberty city stories

"orly?" (yes i actually said that) after my fiance' said she could beat me as frost in MK: armageddon.

"FEAR THE FELIN NUDITY!!!" after beating felicia's arcade mode in darkstalkers chronicle: the chaos tower.

'Nother one.

I only say this line only when a group of bad guys/monsters/robots/What ever are coming at me. "RUN AWAY!!!!" And then if I find myself going through a path and only a few people could go through. "Okay guys form a line." And at that point there all easy targets.

"You wanna go bitch?! I'm Atticus f*cking Finch!!!"(LoZ)
"Pwned. Lmao."(Anywhere...)
"Get off of my back, Midna! Or wear panties or something!" (Twilight Princess)
"Great, you've only been telling us that for, like, five dungeons..."(Right before the second-to-last dungeon in TP)
"Puberty power!"(uh, TP)
"I look like a friggin' girl..." (TP)
"Get offa my property NOW!" (Halo 2)
"What the heck are these Japanese people saying?! Huh? Wtf does 'W' mean?!?! Lemme look it up on google..." (Final Fantasy Eleven, while in a party with japanese people speaking japanese)

EAT IT!!
"Suck it down!!" (playing to much duke nukem)

usually while playing a first or third person shooter while manning a machine gun

I laugh maniacally!(playing any shooting game like GFA 3 and Rachet & Clank 2 Going Commando.)

Any thing the Charters say on the game!

leeeeeeeeeeeerrrroooooy jeeeenkins

When I played Jump! Ultimate Stars at school; when I used Dio's steam roller attack I went. "WWRRRYYYYY!!!"

Needless to say...It was funny as hell.