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ozoneocean at 6:49PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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Magnum:

But as far as guns go, there's this Barrett rifle that fire 25mm grenades:

But as weapons go, sarcasm preforms pretty well in the forums, at least as a substitute for real humour ^_^

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Dan at 6:57PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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What, no one thought of the classic broken bottle?

"I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at."

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Aurora Moon at 9:22PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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Blade whip for me~!!

a lot longer than it looks in the picture, trust me. and if you manage to wrap this around somebody's neck...let's just say that would be letal for your enemy. ;)

I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)

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djcoffman at 7:04AM, Oct. 4, 2007

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The mightiest of weapons...

it has unlimited Rambo like ammunition that is manufactured in the soul.

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TnTComic at 7:10AM, Oct. 4, 2007

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deploy countermeasures

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therealtj at 8:14AM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Can't believe I forgot about this .

"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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TnTComic at 8:27AM, Oct. 4, 2007

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbAeIgZQJQ

booyah

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mlai at 10:32AM, Oct. 4, 2007

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The most useless handgun(s) in the world.

It doesn't shoot unless its barrel is in physical contact with something.

Which is why Point Blank Assassin was so awesome.

FIGHT current chapter: Filling In The Gaps
FIGHT_2 current chapter: Light Years of Gold

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Short_Circuiting at 12:54PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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plasma gun. :P

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Coveinant at 2:14PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Okay, along the lines of fantasy weapons, I'd have to choose the cerebral controler from the Turok 3 game, I use it to drill into your brain and then I'd use you to kill your own team members. That thing is awsome.

I'd also have to choose a mobile suit (a mech) from any of the big mobile suit series (Eureka 7, gundum, etc), that or an S-class suit of my own design; either way I can kill you with out personal injury.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
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Dragonizer at 2:32PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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I-I think I'm in love... And cheap enough to get, to boot! Well, if I could.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Morality Pet >:3
The end of time will be the end of guilt.

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mlai at 3:02PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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I-I think I'm in love... And cheap enough to get, to boot! Well, if I could.

You'll put your eye out, kid.

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SarahN at 3:06PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Isn't that blade whip in Soul Caliber?

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subcultured at 3:08PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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kneel before it's cuteness

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vgman at 4:44PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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I win

RIP TD :cry2:

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HybridLemonade at 5:55PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Ill use my nice big stick thank you

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Aurora Moon at 8:51PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Isn't that blade whip in Soul Caliber?

actually the blade whip in soul caliber is of a competely different design. that sword she had was actually based on real life weapons that some ninjas had. not many people know that the ninjas actually invented the blade whip for the purposes of meele combat.

I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)

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FoxmanZEO at 9:15PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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The rusty machete, under my pillow.

'Who must do the hard things?

He who can.'

-Confucius.

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Greaney at 9:17PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Deasert Eagle

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Rich at 9:22PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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I'd have to go with the good old SKS. Accurate, semi-automatic, and reasonably reliable. Of course, mine is a bit more customized than the picture here (30 round clip, lightweight and durable plastic stock), but the basic function is still the same.

If that doesn't work, I've still got a 4 foot long steel pipe. You just gotta love beating shit with a pipe.

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ozoneocean at 9:58PM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Rich
I'd have to go with the good old SKS. Accurate, semi-automatic, and reasonably reliable. Of course, mine is a bit more customized than the picture here (30 round clip, lightweight and durable plastic stock), but the basic function is still the same.

I'm scared of you now... :(

djcoffman
The mightiest of weapons...

Ha! Only against swords. ;)

-I'm confusing literality here with symbolism for the purpose of comedic effect... tehe...

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kennatsu at 12:04AM, Oct. 5, 2007

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I prefer stale French Bread (the kind used in making subway sandwiches). That stuff gets hard enough to resist being cut by swords... I think... :)

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Rich at 12:06AM, Oct. 5, 2007

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kennatsu
I prefer stale French Bread (the kind used in making subway sandwiches).

That's basically the equivalent of beating someone down with a lead pipe.

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marine at 1:00AM, Oct. 5, 2007

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The mightiest of weapons...

it has unlimited Rambo like ammunition that is manufactured in the soul.

Use that against a man in an iron suit. You could write bad pr about him or draw an outrageous caricature of him to add a witty slant to it, but do you think he would care in a zombie apocalyspe.

The answer is no. The pen may be mighty, but it won't stop you from dying.

If I had to choose what to look like in the zombie apocalypse, it would be the same thing I'd choose anywhere else:

Thats right. Doctor Doom bitches. Deal with that.

READ WEREWOLF

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Bohemian at 5:24AM, Oct. 5, 2007

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Spring loaded sleeve derringer and a disarming smile.

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Fitz at 1:30PM, Oct. 5, 2007

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It'd be hard to pick just one. I'm the kind of person who thinks the arsenal in Hitman is kinda scanty lol!

But these are a few I'd like:

AK-47, more commonly known as kalashnikov:

A sniper rifle.

I know I'd sooner break my trigger finger than hit anything, but oh well ;)

A very handy minigun lol!

Physically impossible for a human to handle - but it's still be fun to try! :)

And this is my baby: the almighty stakegun!

This weapon doesn't even exist (at least not that I heard of, but I might need to check eBay again). Pierce your enemy with a stake. Nail him to the wall! Hell yeah!

No, I don't play video games too much. I just play all the wrong ones lol!

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kennatsu at 4:57PM, Oct. 5, 2007

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There is one weapon I'd LOVE to get my hands on. It was in the old Firearms mod for Halflife 2. It was a submachine gun that used 7.62mm ammunition, the same that the M60 machine gun uses. :)

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 8:08PM, Oct. 5, 2007

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ANGEL ARM. FRIKINLAZERARM.

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But seriously I'd go wit my good friend the Bren. helped me through the sticky parts of call of duty 2...

but...

my favourite is... MAH TRUSTEH RIFLE.