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humorman at 1:41AM, Sept. 3, 2009

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You're probably wondering what this is all about. Well, it's a super secret club! Do you want to join the Super Secret Club? Well just post saying you want to join.
It's as easy as that!

Super Secret Information
Super Secret Leader: The Head Administrator
Super Secret Mission Statement: The Super Secret Club exists to bring hilarity and variety to DrunkDuck, even if we're the only ones enjoying it.
Super Secret Motto: "Oh, what funny folk we be!"

Super Secret Missions
Super Secret Mission #1: Put the Super Secret Motto in your signature.
Super Secret Mission #2: *CLASSIFIED* (Requires 10 members)

(To unlock more Super Secret Missions, try getting more people to join the Super Secret Club.)

Super Secret Club Members
1. humorman

Billy vs. Tree -- The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores -- It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.

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crocty at 9:46AM, Sept. 3, 2009

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Oh wow humurmun.
You always make me feel better about myself. :3

THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me

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therealtj at 1:58PM, Sept. 3, 2009

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But isn't posting this in a public forum kind of defeating the entire purpose of the club?
The only way a club like this would work is if you secretly recruited people, and killed any one who didn't agree to join.
And considering you're actually revealing the club agenda, it doesn't seem like anything about this club is "super secret"!

Besides, how do you know there already isn't a super secret club?

"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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Skullbie at 5:30PM, Sept. 3, 2009

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crocty
Oh wow humurmun.
You always make me feel better about myself. :3

lol!

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da_kasha at 3:06AM, Sept. 4, 2009

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crocty
Oh wow humurmun.
You always make me feel better about myself. :3

Don't say anything yet! The other 8 members are hidden behind his signature.

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ParkerFarker at 3:08AM, Sept. 4, 2009

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therealtj
Besides, how do you know there already isn't a super secret club?

Well because it wou... good lord...

"We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun." - Blackadder

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bravo1102 at 5:47AM, Sept. 4, 2009

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ParkerFarker
therealtj
Besides, how do you know there already isn't a super secret club?

Well because it wou... good lord...

Inspired humorists don't need a club to spread mirth and hilarity across the universe.

Never take anything seriously except that nothing is to be taken seriously! And realize that all too many are too obtuse to understand your genius. Even you don't understand your genius. Ask yourself how a genius can understand genius? He can't, that's the nature of genius. So if you don't understand yourself slap yourself on the back (really, really hard, hard enough to spit up food) because you're a genius.

That being said Humorman is notoriously unfunny so he needs a club. Though of course since no one understands his humor he is a genius.

Secret Organization of Geniuses Great at Yucks (SOGGY)