Trying to take a peek at his website and thankfully Safari won't open it....I'm glad, too. I'm afraid of what I might see there. ...This guy has a serious problem. I'm surprised he's still out in the streets. He needs to be locked up, or given a good dose of therapy. Seriously, he sounds like a very dangerous and mentally ill guy. I kinda would like to hear that radio show that the woman gave the phone messages to...I'd like to hear what they thought about it all.

You mean you wouldn't give Dimitri "unhindered tri-orifice access" to receive his sacrament?

You mustn't be elegant enough. Probably abused as a child. Dimitri doesn't do people with metal issues!







...What I don't get though is if he doesn't do it with people with mental issues, where does he find his sex partners? o_O

ozoneocean
...What I don't get though is if he doesn't do it with people with mental issues, where does he find his sex partners? o_O

His hand, maybe? ;)

lastcall

ozoneocean
...What I don't get though is if he doesn't do it with people with mental issues, where does he find his sex partners? o_O

His hand, maybe? ;)

One's own hand qualifies as sex partner?

He seems more like a sex-doll kind of guy, however... Less human contact...

Or a dog.

He seems pretty fond of dogs. He says he likes them better than women. He's also turned on by porn where women perform fellatio on horses.

I've gotta wonder how many women actually applied for his whatever-the-hell-that-was slut contest. I mean, there are women out there with no self-respect who would be all over a guy like this.

The worst part of his site that I saw were his ripoff Chuck Norris facts section, where basically everything was about his boner. I'm really sad that this guy doesn't have a central European accent: that would make all this stuff just seem somehow more acceptable. If I hadn't heard his voice I'd imagine him sounding like Jean Claude Van Damme with House music somehow always playing whenever he's nearby.

Inkmonkey
If I hadn't heard his voice I'd imagine him sounding like Jean Claude Van Damme with House music somehow always playing whenever he's nearby.

That would be AWESOME! I would want to BE that guy. o_o

If I was a woman I'd be a slut for him.

Decided to look this guy up on google, and he's got his own wikipedia page! More than that, it has a link to this an actual flyer he gives to women who reject his advances.

Briliant find Ink

I feel sorry for all those atrophied vaginas. :(
Don't you SEE people? Dimitri is here to make YOU feel better. Show him some lurv. ^^

This man is hilarious. I think he could be the new patron Saint of the WTH forum. We should rename it "Dimitri the Lover" forum.

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Oh how I HATE Wikipedia sometimes...

wiki
However, word began leaking out in September 2009 that the voicemails were merely a "Viral Marketing Hoax" for a Hollywood documentary about Dimitri The Lover being produced by some members of the production teams for the Borat and Bruno movies.[

D:

It's like they killed and raped the Easterbunny right in front of my face!

ozoneocean
Oh how I HATE Wikipedia sometimes...

wiki
However, word began leaking out in September 2009 that the voicemails were merely a "Viral Marketing Hoax" for a Hollywood documentary about Dimitri The Lover being produced by some members of the production teams for the Borat and Bruno movies.[

D:

It's like they killed and raped the Easterbunny right in front of my face!

I think Dimitri's spreading that rumor so he doesn't seem so desperate and sad.

Hearing all this about him, I'm starting to think that the guy is some sort of full time parody of real life "Douchebags-Ladies men" as the same way that "My Inmortal" is a parody of the HP fanfiction comunity...

I REFUSE to think that there is somebody THAT stupid in real life...
Somehow it made me feel dirty of being a heterosexual male...is that embarassing...

This man is hilarious. I think he could be the new patron Saint of the WTH forum. We should rename it "Dimitri the Lover" forum.

If it's for real, the guy is the embodiment of the WTF concept...

I just like how if you look him up on google every link you see is about how he's either the greastest human who ever lived or a complete tool, and in one of those categories it's only him that's actually posted anything. I"ll let you guess which one.

i couldn't get 40 seconds into that voicemail. i have no idea canada was weaponizing douchebag.

clearly if a woman sleeps with him, the terrorists win.

Honestly the whole 'pick-up' artist movement is pretty damn creepy. Most of them aren't extreme retard levels like 'Dmitri the lover', but there's still the literal sense of entitlement they feel for sex.

ozoneocean
Briliant find Ink

I feel sorry for all those atrophied vaginas. :(
Don't you SEE people? Dimitri is here to make YOU feel better. Show him some lurv. ^^

This man is hilarious. I think he could be the new patron Saint of the WTH forum. We should rename it "Dimitri the Lover" forum.

I second this motion for the stated fact that he is undeniably the pinnacle of retarded WTH and WTF?

Skullbie
Honestly the whole 'pick-up' artist movement is pretty damn creepy. Most of them aren't extreme retard levels like 'Dmitri the lover', but there's still the literal sense of entitlement they feel for sex.

You're just not getting the Dimitri scene man! He's our new god here.

Join the Dimitri scene and ride the hot Greek lurv machine! ^^

ozoneocean
You disrespect Dimitri's Holy Sacrament? :gem:

Of course not. I just fear that touching it would impregnate my fingers.

ozoneocean
This man is hilarious. I think he could be the new patron Saint of the WTH forum. We should rename it "Dimitri the Lover" forum.

Dude!?! Why hasn't this been done already!?!

Done and done! :)

You fools! Simply naming the forum after him risks impregnating every woman who posts here!

Hahaha :)

Inkmonkey
You fools! Simply naming the forum after him risks impregnating every woman who posts here!

Oh god* what have I done???????? O_O






*is in fact Dimitri the lover

:)

Nice one BffSatan.

ozoneocean
god*
*is in fact Dimitri the lover

Oh man... A church that had Dimitri as the God would be a dangerous place... The Sacramental wine would have roofies in it, for starters.

Inkmonkey

ozoneocean
god*
*is in fact Dimitri the lover

Oh man... A church that had Dimitri as the God would be a dangerous place... The Sacramental wine would have roofies in it, for starters.

And now Take the Hosts have a whole new meaning...

Inkmonkey

ozoneocean
god*
*is in fact Dimitri the lover

Oh man... A church that had Dimitri as the God would be a dangerous place... The Sacramental wine would have roofies in it, for starters.

...With the way Dimitri looks at this stuff "chalice" and "sacrament" have very different meanings... -_-

So... Dimitri is our new god then?

ParkerFarker
So... Dimitri is our new god then?

He always was.

My Go- I mean... My Dimitri!

Terrific...our god is a date rapist. Well, no different than the other gods.