Bollocks to the official awards... this is where the REAL action is at.
There is only one category (because let's be honest, the official awards have almost as many categories as there are comics on here so EVERYONE'S a winner, just like Hot Chocolate)...
There is only one judge... ME (because I'm the most opinionated bastard in the world) and there is only ONE winner... the prize is nothing less than Eternal glory.
and this is what the award will be for...
Which is the greater of the yeast based spreads
MARMITE OR VEGEMITE!!!
I'll be announcing the winner at the conclusion on the DD awards (good luck everybody by the way!)
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the REAL drunk duck awards 2009
Ryan_Scott
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Ironscarf
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Are we talking British Marmite or New Zealand Marmite here?
What's it all about when you sort it out, Ozone?
Are we meant to take more than we give
Or are we meant to be kind?
Are we meant to take more than we give
Or are we meant to be kind?
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seventy2
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potatoe, potato?
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Polkster
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Whatever it is, I've already won.
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Red Slayer
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Whatever it is, i've already lost.
So i'll just sit back and have a drink.
So i'll just sit back and have a drink.
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kyupol
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I win.
I got the best comic on the face of the earth.
None of your opinion matters. Don't like it? Too bad.
I am the winner. I don't care what you say. It won't change the fact that I am the winner.
Deal with it. It wont change the fact that the world revolves around me. Me. Me. And only me. Period. Deal with it. Comprende?!? If I say I'm the winner, it means I AM THE REAL WINNER. Understand?
lol!
I got the best comic on the face of the earth.
None of your opinion matters. Don't like it? Too bad.
I am the winner. I don't care what you say. It won't change the fact that I am the winner.
Deal with it. It wont change the fact that the world revolves around me. Me. Me. And only me. Period. Deal with it. Comprende?!? If I say I'm the winner, it means I AM THE REAL WINNER. Understand?
lol!
NOW UPDATING!!!
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Redemption
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Marmite. Definitely. Both spreads LOOK like something scraped off your shoe, but only vegemite TASTES that way.
Now to somehow bribe the judge...
Now to somehow bribe the judge...
Updates Thursdays.
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Orin J Master
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Neg. Write-in: Thermite.
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bravo1102
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Orin J Master
Neg. Write-in: Thermite.
I second Thermite.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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ozoneocean
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bravo1102Vegemite for me, Hemroid cream for you.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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skoolmunkee
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I'm moving this to WTH because the joke is getting old. :]
IT'S OLD BATMAN
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ozoneocean
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I bet you're into Promite :[
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skoolmunkee
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I don't think that's even a word! >:[
My favorite yeast based product is BREAD... as it should be!
Actually I can't say I hate any of them because I've never tried them. Although I don't intend to either.
My favorite yeast based product is BREAD... as it should be!
Actually I can't say I hate any of them because I've never tried them. Although I don't intend to either.
IT'S OLD BATMAN
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istaerlus
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Yeast is fer makin' bread not put'n on bread!
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ozoneocean
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Well, there's always thrush... But I wouldn't want that on toast. Ew! >.<
Wiki on Promite [en.wikipedia.org].
Sounds ghastly.
Wiki on Promite [en.wikipedia.org].
Sounds ghastly.
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Ryan_Scott
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As the only judge here... i DO accept bribes... mostly in sandwich form!
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ozoneocean
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Ryan_ScottOne thrush sandwich for you :kitty:
As the only judge here... i DO accept bribes... mostly in sandwich form!
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Ryan_Scott
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ozoneoceanRyan_ScottOne thrush sandwich for you :kitty:
As the only judge here... i DO accept bribes... mostly in sandwich form!
That reminds me of a girl I once met, but that's another story all together!
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ozoneocean
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Ryan_ScottAh, the taste reminded you off marmite ;)
That reminds me of a girl I once met, but that's another story all together!
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Ryan_Scott
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!
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Eunice P
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Um... I'll stick to Bovril.
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ozoneocean
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Ryan_ScottBet it tastes like Marmite now ;)
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!
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Orin J Master
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ozoneoceanRyan_ScottBet it tastes like Marmite now ;)
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!
a little Thermite will clean that taste out of your mouth.
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Ryan_Scott
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I believe it's time to announce the nominees in the REAL Drunk Duck awards... and the nominees are...
Vegemite
and
Marmite...
Vegemite
and
Marmite...
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Redemption
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I demand a recount! Black shoe polish should have at least made the top two.
Updates Thursdays.
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herio
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i happen to like both
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Ironscarf
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This isn't the proper subject for an award. There should be a war.
CIVIL WAR: ARE YOU WITH MARMITE OR VEGEMITE??? FENCE SITTERS WILL BE TOAST :mad:
CIVIL WAR: ARE YOU WITH MARMITE OR VEGEMITE??? FENCE SITTERS WILL BE TOAST :mad:
What's it all about when you sort it out, Ozone?
Are we meant to take more than we give
Or are we meant to be kind?
Are we meant to take more than we give
Or are we meant to be kind?
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Chernobog
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Mmm, toast.
"You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process," he added. "That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle."
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Product Placement
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Did somebody say Civil war?
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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bravo1102
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There'd be nothin' civil 'bout that thar war! That'd be the war of Marmite/Vegemite aggression!
Use thermite to cleanse the world of (insert your choice of marmite/vegemite here)!
Use thermite to cleanse the world of (insert your choice of marmite/vegemite here)!
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