ozoneocean
Hawk
is like asking why Donald isn't anatomically correct.
You're right, we don't care whether Donald has a sound bone structure.
We DO care however, about the reason why he doesn't wear pants when all the rest of the characters seem to... And WHY is Goofy a semi intelligent creature walking upright, while Pluto who is also a dog, is just a dog?
These are long standing questions... balls of mystery wrapped in enigmas. We need to get Kyupol on this conspiracy A.S.A.P.!!!!!
Balls!
tee-hee!
lefarce
TheMidge28
Esmeralda actually is part of Disney's Whores, along with Jessica Rabbit, Alice, Jane, and its hard to believe, Tinkerbell.
And I would argue that makes them better than the Disney princesses.
No arguement there.
I think everyone agrees "whores rock!", even the special-needs kid I knew when I was in grade school who love to eat mayo.
I even had a pants tent over Jessica Rabbit at that wee age!
But as Hawk said Mulan and Poca-hieney, although at times have been considered a Disney Princess, they don't have the popularity that the "Elite Princess 6" have.
Plus I like boobs.
Mulan has none, that's why she can pass off as a guy in the army!
wait a minute...