That's the kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Second Wave Shit
It happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to shit some more.
Brain Hemorrage Shit
Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " shit. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush
That is the kind of shit that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet .
"Gee I wish I could shit" shit
Its the kind of shit where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
that still makes people laugh, right?
Not so much