rules are so simple, i recommend you slapping yourself into a coma if you don't get it.
the 2 rules are:
no killing
no super chaotic moves of doom that screw the whole game up and make everyone mad

how to play: you have everything you can possibly think of at hand, so just pound on anyone who's playing. display your actions inbetween 2 of these *

note: can't attack anyone who hasn't posted.

ok so let's begin

*builds paper fort in corner and waits patiently*

If that's all you've got to add to a conversation, Tater, just keep it to yourself.

Ahem, anyway, Phat, you might want to clarify a bit more of what you're going for here. I'm assuming this is some kind of RP? What context do you want other people to contribute to this under? Is there a time or place setting?

no, nothing, your over thinking it. Really its just random chaos. basically its just a huge melee battle on a forum. I've introduced this on several forums, and they had a ton of fun with it, just don't over think it. Here's an example:
Joe: *beats bob repeatedly with a bat*
Fred: *sets Joe on fire*

that's it, that's all it is, just don't over think it.