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The Best and Worst way to Die
Walrus
at 12:51PM, Jan. 22, 2008
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I want you all to tell me the best and worst way to die.
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Warpedwenger
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Who cares as long as its spectacular enough to makes the national news.
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Fenn
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Autoerotic asphyxiation qualifies for both, I think.
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lastcall
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Best: Dying in my sleep, when I'm old and I'm lying in my husband's arms, peaceful and content. (sorry to bore you, but it's the truth)
Worst: electrocution while you're still alive and can't tell anyone how painful it is and it goes on and on, a la The Green Mile. That scene gave me nightmares for a good year.
P.S. This is kind of a weird place to post this discussion....can a mod move this thread, maybe?
Worst: electrocution while you're still alive and can't tell anyone how painful it is and it goes on and on, a la The Green Mile. That scene gave me nightmares for a good year.
P.S. This is kind of a weird place to post this discussion....can a mod move this thread, maybe?
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kingofsnake
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Best: Taking twenty motherfuckers down with you, ala scarface
Worst: Trampled by bulls
Worst: Trampled by bulls
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Croi Dhubh
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Walrus
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Croi Dhubh
Don't know...but here's how to do it right:
Getting it right the first time
Thanks, that was creppy stuff....
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lastcall
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LOL, I shouldn't have clicked on that link at work....now they're probably thinking I'm Drunk AND suicidal....
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Croi Dhubh
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We know that you're just drunk *L*
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Walrus
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Croi Dhubh
We know that you're just drunk *L*
That's what she want's us to think.
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kyupol
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Best way = death in sleep
Worst way = So far it could be crucifixion upside down and getting eaten by ants.
Worst way = So far it could be crucifixion upside down and getting eaten by ants.
NOW UPDATING!!!
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Wills42
at 5:38PM, Jan. 23, 2008
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Best: Eaten by a monster (A la cloverfield)
Worst: The bungie cord breaking while you fall and you catch it on tape yourself. Man, that is a terrible way to go...
Worst: The bungie cord breaking while you fall and you catch it on tape yourself. Man, that is a terrible way to go...
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Dan
at 6:25PM, Jan. 23, 2008
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Best: Anything that launches you straight into the sky.
Worst: Buried alive in elephant crap (Actually happened)
Worst: Buried alive in elephant crap (Actually happened)
"I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at."
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LoveandGuns
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Best: Eaten by a bear.
Worse: Drowning in your own piss/vomit.
Worse: Drowning in your own piss/vomit.
K.A.L.A-dan! Ill Girl *coughs*
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Klarga
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Best: Pwned by knights of the round. That, or killed by a rube goldberg machine accident.
Worst: Suicide.
Worst: Suicide.
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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dinges
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best: falling from the eiffel tower with two paper wings strapped to your arms, naked
worst: being raped to death by a horse, naked
worst: being raped to death by a horse, naked
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Walrus
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Best: Eaten by a monster (A la cloverfield)
How is that good?
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Croi Dhubh
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Wow...quiet a few into vore...
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Wills42
at 4:34PM, Jan. 24, 2008
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Best: Eaten by a monster (A la cloverfield)
How is that good?
Who wouldn't want to be eaten by a monster?
(Better to be eaten by it that stomped on by it.
Eaten= It acknowledges your presence
Stomped on= It doesn't give a care about you.)
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Dr3wdub
at 6:06PM, Jan. 25, 2008
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Best: samurai fight or exploding heart technique a la Kill Bill
Worst: eaten by ants or zombie hamsters.Painfull and humiliating.
("Mommy how did daddy die?" "He was eaten by a hoard of tiny insects." "Mommy?" "Yes?" "Daddy was a bitch." "Yes, yes he was." )
Worst: eaten by ants or zombie hamsters.Painfull and humiliating.
("Mommy how did daddy die?" "He was eaten by a hoard of tiny insects." "Mommy?" "Yes?" "Daddy was a bitch." "Yes, yes he was." )
"I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before."
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CoyoteLongshot
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I'm on the Hairway to Steven, baby!
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Chernobog
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Best- Violently doing something worthwhile or in undisturbed sleep.
Worst- Disease (Chagas or cancer, in particular). Drowning in amber, if that could happen on a macro scale.
Worst- Disease (Chagas or cancer, in particular). Drowning in amber, if that could happen on a macro scale.
"You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process," he added. "That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle."
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Walrus
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Chernobog
Best- Violently doing something worthwhile or in undisturbed sleep.
Worst- Disease (Chagas or cancer, in particular). Drowning in amber, if that could happen on a macro scale.
Drowning in amber? I'm not a bee.
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Mirre
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best way to die: getting killed by an elephant in the bush! That's cool, has action and the elephant will have fun doing it.
worst way to die: commiting suicide in any way that's possible.
worst way to die: commiting suicide in any way that's possible.
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Chernobog
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(Old nightmare as a child, Walrus, nothing to do with logic. I was probably an insect in a past life. :) )
"You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process," he added. "That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle."
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bluebot092
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best:a big friggin nuke hitting me so i could take down others
worst: drowning cause i love the water
worst: drowning cause i love the water
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Walrus
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best:a big friggin nuke hitting me so i could take down others
worst: drowning cause i love the water
Yeah, drowning and burning are horrible ways to die.
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SympleSymon
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Best Way: Believing you're Superman and stopping that runaway train - there'd be no pain, so it's worthwhile.
Worst Way: Strapped to a cinema-seat (a lá A Clockwork Orange) and being made to watch Uwe Boll's entire filmography on continuous loop until your brain makes a bid to escape, forcibly smashing its way out through the back of your skull.
Worst Way: Strapped to a cinema-seat (a lá A Clockwork Orange) and being made to watch Uwe Boll's entire filmography on continuous loop until your brain makes a bid to escape, forcibly smashing its way out through the back of your skull.
Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good...
http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
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therealtj
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Worst: Tortured in as many ways as possible, as long as possible, without anyone knowing, or caring.
Best: Bullet up the nose :P (Hits the brain, instant kill, no pain) and then exploding. That would be awesome.
Best: Bullet up the nose :P (Hits the brain, instant kill, no pain) and then exploding. That would be awesome.
"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."
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Kohdok
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Best: In a way you will be forever remembered by, probably having something to do with going several-hundred miles-per-hour and a llama. Because Llama is a funny word. Heh heh... Llama...
Worst: Being kept in hospice for three months with kidney, liver, and pancreatic failure.
Worst: Being kept in hospice for three months with kidney, liver, and pancreatic failure.
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Croi Dhubh
Holy f***ing win!
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