The urine by itself is sterile, but as ozone said that it passes through (vagina, and tip of penis) to be voided from the body isn't necessarily sterile.

The amonia in urine is a little useful for cleaning stuff and neutralizing certain poisons (ask medics and doctors and those special forces types about this, in some survival courses they even say to use it on snake bites as the amonia and nitrogen can counteract poison a lot better than plain water)

According to Freegurt you can use piss to whiten teeth. Now YOU TOO can have a pearly, celebrity like mouth!

da_kasha
According to Freegurt you can use piss to whiten teeth. Now YOU TOO can have a pearly, celebrity like mouth!

Ewww... Celebrity breath....

da_kasha
According to Freegurt you can use piss to whiten teeth. Now YOU TOO can have a pearly, celebrity like mouth!

You can also use tooth whitener.

BffSatan
You can also use tooth whitener.

Or just have a celebrity pee in your mouth...

It's a funnel and a can.

AQua_ng
It's a funnel and a can.

And that's how they make redbull.

it has to be easier than squating. It's okay if you're wearing a skirt, but pants, geeze, pee go everywhere. and it's really hard to keep you balance

ozoneocean

AQua_ng
It's a funnel and a can.

And that's how they make redbull.

ozoneocean

BffSatan
You can also use tooth whitener.

Or just have a celebrity pee in your mouth...

This sounds like a job for:

bravo1102
Urine is mostly amonia and nitrogen. We use one as a cleaner and the other as a fertilizer.

Pissing in the woods is actually good for a lot of plant life.

And also makes a great teeth whitening product. Just ask the Romans!

Freegurt
And also makes a great teeth whitening product.

Yeah...

da_kasha
According to Freegurt you can use piss to whiten teeth.

You're getting a rep Mr potty-mouth :)

ozoneocean
You're getting a rep Mr potty-mouth :)

I used to watch a lot of History Channel back when they didn't have the weird UFO and apocalyptic jargon that is on it now.
And of course one program about the Romans and sloshing and/or drinking their pee.

Delicious.

Oh, it whitens your teeth?


...uh... YEAH, that's why I let people pee in my mouth! I knew that all along!

It's seriously amazing, you guys.

You know, there was something like this made years ago and for a very similar purpose.

It's called a "funnel".

elektro
You know, there was something like this made years ago and for a very similar purpose.

It's called a "funnel".

Totally different, dude. Totally. The 'Go-Girl' is pink. Funnels are not.

Nobody known nothin'.

People are just waaaaay too germophobic. Your kitchen sink has more germs in it than a public restroom.

Inkmonkey
Your kitchen sink has more germs in it than a public restroom.

Maybe your's does...
I definitely don't want to know why. Eeewwwwwwww T_T

ozoneocean

Inkmonkey
Your kitchen sink has more germs in it than a public restroom.

Maybe your's does...
I definitely don't want to know why. Eeewwwwwwww T_T

Largely because food goes into a kitchen sink, which germs like to eat (as opposed to urine, which is largely sterile). Also, the cleaning products used in the kitchen aren't as harsh as the ones used in public restrooms.

ozoneocean

Inkmonkey
Your kitchen sink has more germs in it than a public restroom.

Maybe your's does...
I definitely don't want to know why. Eeewwwwwwww T_T

I'd throw in yet another "looks like a job for..." reference if it wasn't for the fact that the joke is already getting old and that they've probably done this myth already.

And it's true. Kitchens tend to be more unhygienic than toilets.

In fact, your hands are probably considerably more unhygienic then your buttocks.

Hm... screw the stale jokes. That does sound like a job for..

Inkmonkey
Largely because food goes into a kitchen sink, which germs like to eat (as opposed to urine, which is largely sterile).

...Certain "other" thngs also go in toilets... Which germs really, really, really love.
Besides, there are different sorts of germs. The ones that are feeding on traces of left over food in a kitchen probably aren't the same sort or at least aren't present in the same numbers as the ones being expelled from the body.

At least not in my kitchen. :)

Product Placement
Hm... screw the stale jokes. That does sound like a job for..

I heartily agree in this instance and fully endorse this meme!

Product Placement
Hm... screw the stale jokes. That does sound like a job for..

I looked on the Mythbusters forums and I know someone has actually suggested confirming/busting the "peeing on a wound" myth. Not sure about the Hands vs. buttocks myth.

Freegurt
Totally different, dude. Totally. The 'Go-Girl' is pink. Funnels are not.

Nobody known nothin'.

Spray paint: a girl's new best friend.

I think a funnel is a little different. The tube at the end of a funnel goes straight down. The Go-Girl thing is kind of shaped like a funnel, put the whole thing is put at an angle...kind of simulating a man's wang when he pees. Plus if you used a funnel, your pee would go everywhere. The Go-GIrl is supposed to conform to your body and create a sort of seal, so you don't pee all over your hands.